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  1. Thu, Sep 23rd, 2010, 09:09 AM #1
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    Got this joke this morning and I had to share! I hope it doesnt offend anyone...


    HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS B*T*H


    Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.



    Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!



    A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!



    Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and


    I'm wearing it,'' she replied.


    Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''



    A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.



    When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion


    where you could wear it."


    Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear......I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''





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    (NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?)
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  3. Thu, Sep 23rd, 2010, 09:10 AM #2
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    HAHAHAHA! Looooooove it!

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    haha that is great!!!
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    that's awesome! love it.

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    lol that's great
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    Oh I loved this one,. great story.
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    I get it, but I don't. Us guys wouldn't care or notice if someone wore the same suit as we did. In fact, we would probably congratulate ourselves for having the same good taste.
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    DH - just some guys. Lots of men do, in my experience, and they aren't fashion-obsessed ones or anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Natalka View Post
    DH - just some guys. Lots of men do, in my experience, and they aren't fashion-obsessed ones or anything.
    I'm sure some do care, but I would bet the majority don't care if someone is wearing the same suit.
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