Points And Prizes - Sheknows

[haunish]

Thanks for all the new words today,

loved the video NS was very cute!

[NSangel]

i cant' wait seek, you have the best stories.

haun: i want one of those vacuums so bad! but i only have carpeting in one room. but the cats and dog would have fun chasing it around.

[seekthetruth]

ok my aunt is scared of everything. She is ten years older than me. When growing up we could only afford to live in a 3 room shack and had an outhouse. Dad had to pay for his dads funeral by himself when he had four grown brothers who couldnt help cuase they all had kids. Anyways, Dad would always go in there and check for copperheads (poisonous snake) when the women folk needed to go. Oh and once there was a skunk in there. Stunk for weeks. Well one day dad was doing other stuff and his sister came up and she goes I need to go to the outhouse. Dad told her to look for snakes. But she is such an idiot she waited till she sat down and then looked. Sure enough there was a big old copper head right behind the toilet cover. She ran out screaming. It was hilarious. Was so happy to move into a trailer house when I was 13 first time I had lived in a house where you didnt have to boil your bath water, and could pee in doors. Next time i tell ya the one about mil running outside naked. roflmao

[amycrows]

ok you cannot leave us hanging. Any good mil stories must be told immediately

[NSangel]

OMG ROFLMAO! see can't get tales like this in the city!

thought the skunk using the outhouse was cuuute too

[NSangel]

ok you cannot leave us hanging. Any good mil stories must be told immediately

lol, i second that!

[smb127]

OMG both NS's and Seeks stories were funny.

I remember getting sketter bite on my backside while camping.

The old folks where my friend works were telling her stoies of what the would do with the outhouse at halloween time. They would pick them up and move them a few feet back, and yep people won't notice at night and fall in the hole. Can you say gross!! They would also wait until someone was in side and then tip the building over!! And the old folk complain about what the young people to today!!

[NSangel]

OMG both NS's and Seeks stories were funny.

I remember getting sketter bite on my backside while camping.

The old folks where my friend works were telling her stoies of what the would do with the outhouse at halloween time. They would pick them up and move them a few feet back, and yep people won't notice at night and fall in the hole. Can you say gross!! They would also wait until someone was in side and then tip the building over!! And the old folk complain about what the young people to today!!

ok i was wrong. i shoulda told you this one:

Hubby and his favorite sister (she was killed in a car accident). Anyway, they were carrying on one day. Now if you knew my hubby he is a big old tease/instigator. So he probably started it hands down. Anyway she tore off after him and chased him from one neigbhours field to another. So trying to lose her he jumps over an embankment and crashes right through the roof of someone's outhouse.

He was up to his waist in it. Well, the neigbhour was furious! some ppl just cannot see the humor in stuff i guess. He made blair spend all day fixing it.

talk about getting in sheet eh?

[seekthetruth]

ok the mil story.

My hubby and his brothers were helping the guy who owned their house remove trash left by another tenant. They loaded the stuff on a trailer, the home owner was pulling it with a lawnmower. and the boys all got on the end of the trailer near the hitch to ride across the street. Meanwhile mil and two of my sil's were in the house and mil just got in the tub.
Some how the hitch slipped and hubby fell and got his testicles pinched in the hitch. (would have loved to see that lmao). Well darlene (sil) runs in screaming for her mom yelling that the trailer had cut daves testicles off. MIL freaks out jumps out of the tub and runs outside naked. Mind you she is not an attractive woman rofl. There was about 40 people who saw her nude cause there was about 20 who lived there and there was a bar next door to her house, a main hiway on either side of their house. Supposedly she didnt even notice until she was standing out in the yard. This was one of the first stories they share with everyone roflmao.To this day her face still turns red when they remind her of it.

[tammy8701]

thanks for the new words

[NSangel]

ok the mil story.

My hubby and his brothers were helping the guy who owned their house remove trash left by another tenant. They loaded the stuff on a trailer, the home owner was pulling it with a lawnmower. and the boys all got on the end of the trailer near the hitch to ride across the street. Meanwhile mil and two of my sil's were in the house and mil just got in the tub.
Some how the hitch slipped and hubby fell and got his testicles pinched in the hitch. (would have loved to see that lmao). Well darlene (sil) runs in screaming for her mom yelling that the trailer had cut daves testicles off. MIL freaks out jumps out of the tub and runs outside naked. Mind you she is not an attractive woman rofl. There was about 40 people who saw her nude cause there was about 20 who lived there and there was a bar next door to her house, a main hiway on either side of their house. Supposedly she didnt even notice until she was standing out in the yard. This was one of the first stories they share with everyone roflmao.To this day her face still turns red when they remind her of it.

hopefully at least everyone from the bar was too buzzed to remember.

[amycrows]

LMAO, I was thinking more along the lines of maybe they were too drunk and liked what they saw and asked her out

Love the story Seek, thnx I needed it

[seekthetruth]

lmao. I often wondered if it was accident. About four years ago this "friend" of the family
was there for thanksgiving dinner with his wife. Now I was sitting by mil and there was people walking in front of us to get food. Well this "friend" is standing there for quite sometime in front of her and she reaches up and grabs him by the butt. I was shocked. He jumps and turns around and she goes oh I thought you were jl. She is never affectionate toward her dh. She could hear fil in the living room talking. I laughed and said you knew what the hell you were doing and she just laughed.

[seekthetruth]

LMAO, I was thinking more along the lines of maybe they were too drunk and liked what they saw and asked her out

Love the story Seek, thnx I needed it

lmao dont think there is enough beer in oklahoma for that amy

[intwowishin]

Thanks for the words everyone. You guys are tooo quick!