Points And Prizes - Sheknows

[haunish]

thanks for all the new words

hope everything is ok lolcat..

[wolverine187]

Swag Code Alert!

[thetick]

haunish, how's yer noggin, and how's the job hunting going??

Thanks for all the words everyone!

Hello to the new peoples !!!!!!!!!!

[haunish]

haunish, how's yer noggin, and how's the job hunting going??

Thanks for all the words everyone!

Hello to the new peoples !!!!!!!!!!

well no more lump but it sure still hurts, gonna see doc. think I hit it harder then I thought.

was supposed to have had last interview on friday to talk about hours and such for bank job, but didnt hear anyhting so emailed hiring lady and waiting for answer.If went another way would at least be nice to know .

Applied at salvation army today. they are hiring at $10/hr with benefits then a few more other places. So hoping to hear from somewhere soon. Thinking salv. army might as they are really in need, but will wait and see what happens.

[babygonnermann]

Thanks for all the words everyone.

Lolcat - hope that you get to take the baby home sooner than later.

[S J]

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.'
'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.
'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars. A lot cheaper than a doctor.'

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: 'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity it will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.'
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

[roseofblack25]

haha I sooo love that!

[cesme77]

This week's code word is PERFECTPET for 200 points! Redeem your points now. Good thru 8/17/09.

[zoodle]

Thanks for the new words
Happy Tuesday Everyone!

[Racefan]

Good luck with your job search, Haunish.

Thanks for the words.

[Andit]

Hi all,

Been a weird day here. Every time I went out I got rained on, I'd come inside & the sun would shine. I'm starting to feel cursed. Oh & there's all sorts of snow on my street thanks to a film shoot.

Thanks for all the words! Still trying to catch up.

Lolcat, hope you & Mystique get to go home soon.

Haunish - hope the owie stops hurting. Good luck with the hunt.

Shaman - stop posting & running away, ya know I'm harmless, just ask anyone on here.

Hope everyone has a good night. The critters are already asleep in bed, so I'd better head off too before I get yelled at by the jealous boyfriend.

[tammy8701]

thanks for the new words

[smb127]

Good morning everyone!

Nice and hot here again today. I get to take half the day off as the DD has to fix-up her calfs stall at the fair grounds at 2pm today.

The pool is clearing up and I since it is soooo hot today I will be going in to scrub some of the algee stains off. Might as well be cool while I work.

The DS is having fun with his friends at camp. I just didn't remind him about the fain on the weekend or I would have had to pick him up and he needs to send more time with his friends and not the computer or DS.

The ex is being an A$$ again, telling me that he won't be taking the kids to the activities that I have paid for, but then giving me instructions on what I have to do for the activities he paip for. Like WTF is he thinking?? I sent him back am emial saying the same goes for me. If his stuff is interferring with my time with my kids then we won't be doing it either. (Well that is what I told him, but if the kids want to do the activities I am not going to say NO like he is, but I don't have to let him know that). what makes his money better than mine. I told the DD that if she wanted to do her 4H next year, she was going to have to talk with her father, cause I was tired of fighting to get her to meetings. Anyway he is an A$$ and that is why I left.

Off to do some work, maybe. before I leave at noon. See you all later.

[firefly]

150 pts...08/18/09

pestosauce
candybar
funnyjoke
creamcheese
cookingstyle
yogapose
jewelcovered
chickendance
paperpunch
checkbox
zoomin

[cesme77]

This week's code word is BABYFOOD for 450 points! Redeem your points now. Good thru 08/15/09.