SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[Natalka]

You twits are too funny!
When I was preggers with my second baby, all I craved was watermelon (thank goodness it was over the summer!), I (by myself) was eating a watermelon a week by the end Needless to say, I only gained 5lbs during that pregnancy

I was the same! Mind you, I've always loved it.
And I gained only five pounds too - mind you, I was quite fluffy to start with! But all was done under dr. care. Women often freak when they hear the number, and the day after 8 lb son was born, I had lost 13 lbs, so it was all gone!

[dawn_sweety]

hmm I would definitely choose the Baileys over the hot chocolate.... especially if it was for a birthday lunch.

[Andit]

Join NO MAAM;
http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/group.php?groupid=76

I think the Bailey's is getting to me. I thought that said Amazonian Motherhood. I thought it was some rainforest thingy.

So...what exactly is wrong with Amazonian Masterhood????

[trucks12trucks]

I think the Bailey's is getting to me. I thought that said Amazonian Motherhood. I thought it was some rainforest thingy.

So...what exactly is wrong with Amazonian Masterhood????

made by a bored guy and they hardly even did anything..hung around, drank beer and went bowling...typical men

[Andit]

I'm not a huge consumer of melons, canteloupe, etc. But Lily dog LOVES it, so we have it on occasion. Quincy licks it all over first, thinking it will make it less appealing to us, but Lily has no qualms about such things.

[Andit]

made by a bored guy and they hardly even did anything..hung around, drank beer and went bowling...typical men

Hmmm, must be doing something wrong. I never had one that went bowling. Is that why I'm a spinster???

[trucks12trucks]

okay i should have said typical 90 year old men
:-D

[dawn_sweety]

I love bowling!!! especially while drinking and when it's glow in the dark. Also glow int he dark mini golfing sooo much fun... never done it sober though :S but I must say I always think I do pretty good (even though really I suck)

[cabmonk]

Hey, i'm only 1/2 typical man. (btw that doesn't mean I'm only 1/2 a man ok)

[trucks12trucks]

you are a quarter man and the rest empty
you sold your soul to the meat devil

[Patty Smyth]

Hey, i'm only 1/2 typical man. (btw that doesn't mean I'm only 1/2 a man ok)

Are you the half that thinks they're dying when they get a cold, can't find the laundry hamper if your life depended on it, leaves the seat up, produces multiple noises from every appeture in their body or are you the other half?

[trucks12trucks]

I love bowling!!! especially while drinking and when it's glow in the dark. Also glow int he dark mini golfing sooo much fun... never done it sober though :S but I must say I always think I do pretty good (even though really I suck)

I have been bowling once..it was glow in the dark but school planned so no drinking...was too young anyway.
I totally suck at bowling...all balls in the gutter...ALL!
I got upset and flung my shoe at the pins and knocked down 4.

[Andit]

I love bowling!!! especially while drinking and when it's glow in the dark. Also glow int he dark mini golfing sooo much fun... never done it sober though :S but I must say I always think I do pretty good (even though really I suck)

Hmm, maybe I need to drink to go bowling. Not sure it would help, since I've never been drunk.

I've been bowling twice. Both times I threw the ball behind me, & knocked out one of the folks I was with (apparently my aim was to be admired). I never did hit any pins tho.

I did much better playing Wii bowling. I didn't throw the remote at anyone. Of course, the wrist strap had a lot to do with that.

[dawn_sweety]

I have been bowling once..it was glow in the dark but school planned so no drinking...was too young anyway.
I totally suck at bowling...all balls in the gutter...ALL!
I got upset and flung my shoe at the pins and knocked down 4.

lol I never went bowling before I was of age, but I do like it now, even won against my bf which is a big deal is good at everything sports, but he was pretty wasted.

[cabmonk]

Are you the half that thinks they're dying when they get a cold, can't find the laundry hamper if your life depended on it, leaves the seat up, produces multiple noises from every appeture in their body or are you the other half?

I think I fall more into the other 1/2, in 3 years at my current job I have missed 1 day of work and that's only because I couldn't walk. My laundries all done, shopping all done, I leave the seat up in my washroom but not downstairs where others use it as well. hmmm anything else.