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Mon, Mar 5th, 2012, 07:59 AM #33496
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It’s meatball Monday here in my abode,
I just hope my meatballs are up to code,
Into the crock pot as they’ve been nicely browned,
Do you ever buy chicken that has been ground?
Sweet & sour sauce with a little bit of zing,
Hopefully so yummy that they’ll make us sing,
I’ll serve them up on a bed of egg noodles,
If the family doesn’t like them, they can open a can of zoodles,
A tasty spinach salad to serve as a side,
Its Monday kids just take it in stride.
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Mon, Mar 5th, 2012, 08:34 AM #33497
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A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell ® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with e-mail on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud..
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man
stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?"
"You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud.
"Wow! That's correct,” says the yuppie,” but how did you guess that?”
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.
Now give me back my dog.
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Mon, Mar 5th, 2012, 08:35 AM #33498
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Good morning, everyone.
Critters are trying to convince me today is another do-nothing day. Temptation, temptation.
Hope everyone has a wonderful day.
For a smile, see our vids: http://www.youtube.com/lilyquincy
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Mon, Mar 5th, 2012, 08:36 AM #33499
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Bruce Springsteen - Wrecking Ball CD Giveaway
Enter now to win a copy of “Wrecking Ball”, the new release from Bruce Springsteen!
And starting Friday at 3:00 p.m., listen all weekend long for your chance to see Bruce in Boston!
Whenever you hear the Boss, head to q107.com and enter the song title. It’s that easy!
I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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Mon, Mar 5th, 2012, 08:44 AM #33500
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Mon, Mar 5th, 2012, 08:48 AM #33501
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Happy Monday morning. We are having some furnace issues at home, but I am at work now. It was 15.5 C in the house this morning. Oh, I sure hope we don't need a whole new furnace. Aside form the cost, the guys that finished that section of the basement may not have left enough room to easily remove and replace... stress!!!!
Winning a trip would make me feel better. :O)Jonesy
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Mon, Mar 5th, 2012, 09:01 AM #33502
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Good morning Q folks!
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Mon, Mar 5th, 2012, 09:12 AM #33503
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Good Morning All!
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Mon, Mar 5th, 2012, 09:13 AM #33504
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Mon, Mar 5th, 2012, 09:16 AM #33505
morning Q sters,
a sunny, cold monday out there, but it won't last long with a warming trend coming our way for the next few days.
hope everyone had a great weekend.
boy wasn't that some rant that cherry gave burke the other night. the gloves are off. go get him don.NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Mon, Mar 5th, 2012, 09:19 AM #33506
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Mon, Mar 5th, 2012, 09:30 AM #33507
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Mon, Mar 5th, 2012, 09:34 AM #33508
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Good morning Q's
To everyone with the tropical blues
bring a taste of the tropics into your
own house, here's how and it doesn't
cost you 0, zip , nada.
I've had success with cutting off the top of the pineapple, leaving about 1/2 inch of flesh, and sitting it in a ziplock bag with about an inch of water in it. Don't close the bag, just sit it in a shady spot for about a week. Then plant it in potting soil, and put it in filtered sun. I have 11 plants growing right now. The oldest (6 yrs.) started producing this spring and the baby is 4 inches tall. I had to put the apple slice and the plastic bag over the next one, and that baby is about 1 inch now. Just took the bag off the 3rd. plant last week. No sign of a baby yet.
(not my words , some tree-hugger, but it works )
Bats are beautiful.
You just have to look harder, is all.
Bat-o-phobes!!
Look he's even smiling.
You're all just jealous cuz you're too old to fly around all night!!!Last edited by rock lobster; Mon, Mar 5th, 2012 at 09:58 AM.
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Mon, Mar 5th, 2012, 09:36 AM #33509
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Mon, Mar 5th, 2012, 09:44 AM #33510
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Make sure you say a big hello back at her and we miss her.. hope thing will be much better soooooon
Good morning everyone... what a wild windy weekend. My Brother In Law loves Kelly Clarkson, friends knew a big roller at the casino and got him tickets..he was esctatic... however they didn't tell him he was going to meet her, he was over the moon(good thing my sister isn't the jealous type) pictures to follow
My sister and my neice went to the ice dogs game yesterday when the young Connor Crisp had to step in and play goalie.. what a game for a young child(my neice is 9) to see and learn from
Connor Crisp
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