SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[GottaLoveFreeebies]

[GottaLoveFreeebies]

ah that is where I went wrong....I need a cat....

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Go kick the cat, that always works for me.

[kool_105]

a must for thanksgiving

[KK7]

.gooodnight

[Patty Smyth]

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[DH666]

Does anyone else find the Geico commercial with the pig that cries "wee wee wee all the way home" as amusing as I do? I giggle every time I see it...I swear I'm losing my mind.

I think I found it:

[kool_105]

i like it also

[Patty Smyth]

Hurry Jo before it gets on a plane to a country with no extradition laws.

[ccmp1974]

Just went to get the frozen(cook from frozen) BB out of the freezer to find out it is a regular one!! Just sent DH to town to buy a fresh one.Thanks goodness they still had some left because everyone is coming at noon and I was think I was going to have to spring for KFC!!<input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="if(typeof(jsCall)=='function'){jsCall();} else{setTimeout('jsCall()',500);}" id="jsProxy" type="hidden">

[SillyLoocie]

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Derby Road Runners decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first cruise, and I can't wait!

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Played some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside for a drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.

Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 2600 lives.

Twice.







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[ccmp1974]

So what happen on day 7??LOL!!

[Andit]

Good morning, everyone. Bright & sunny here.

Debating whether I should go to Thanksgiving dinner at my friend's tomorrow & spread my germs.

[DH666]

Good morning, everyone. Bright & sunny here.

Debating whether I should go to Thanksgiving dinner at my friend's tomorrow & spread my germs.

Go ahead. Tell them to be thankful it's not the flu.

[madchives]

Good morning, everyone. Bright & sunny here.

Debating whether I should go to Thanksgiving dinner at my friend's tomorrow & spread my germs.

i'm doing dinner like thursday or so? how's that?
have poor turkey thawing,,,,

[madchives]

cause i will be your safety,