Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[Neon]

Trash... is the 11:15 Club Q Winning Word

[kenrod]

11:15am Winning Word: TRASH

[karmac]

Hey. Hope everyone is having a good morning. I am annoyed that I had a 9:30am appointment with my doctor and didn't get in to see her until 10:30. I took my kid with me because she still was saying that she doesn't feel well enough to go, but for the sake of peace of mind I had the Dr. check her out and she said that although Meg does have a cough, she's well enough to go back.
I wonder if I annoy my doctor sometimes? She told me that my cholesterol was too high and asked if I'd be willing to talk to the nurse about a diet. I replied that I didn't think it would do any good because I know exactly what I should eat and exactly what I'm doing wrong and I could write a book about dieting. Oh well, if she's offended my my honesty then that's tough.

[ecat444]

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says "Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you..."
Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.
The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.
Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says "Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!"
The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says "Surpise, its me the Hippie!"
The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says "Surprise, its me the bus driver!"

[david1638]

Hey guys,

I am new in here. Just wondering have you ever tried any random word in Derringer's Cash Grab contest? Any word you enter, you get the same message "Thanks for entering.", that does not make sense.

Thx

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Hey guys,

I am new in here. Just wondering have you ever tried any random word in Derringer's Cash Grab contest? Any word you enter, you get the same message "Thanks for entering.", that does not make sense.

Thx

Only qualified entries are called. For example, if you enter "chicken", which, to my knowledge, hasn't been announced as a winning word, your entry is disqualified. If you enter "Moolah", an announced word, you're good to go.

Welcome aboard!

[karmac]

Hey guys,

I am new in here. Just wondering have you ever tried any random word in Derringer's Cash Grab contest? Any word you enter, you get the same message "Thanks for entering.", that does not make sense.

Thx

You're right. That's what happens and it doesn't make sense. I just have to assume that somehow they are filtering out the enteries that are not valid further down the line.

[david1638]

Only qualified entries are called. For example, if you enter "chicken", which, to my knowledge, hasn't been announced as a winning word, your entry is disqualified. If you enter "Moolah", an announced word, you're good to go.

Welcome aboard!

Thanks pal. But I gotta say, that's bad programming. lol...

[electric_viking]

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS



1. A young man runs into the ER and yells...
My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald,
San Francisco

2. At the beginning of my shift
I placed a stethoscope on an elderly
and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.
'Yes, they used to be,'. . .replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes,
Seattle , WA

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad
news when I told a wife that her husband had
died of a massive myocardial infarct.

Not more than five minutes later, I heard her
reporting to the rest of the family that he had
died of a 'massive internal fart.'

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

4. During a patient's two week follow-up
appointment with his cardiologist, he informed
me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with
one of his medications..
' Which one ?'. . . I asked. 'The patch...
The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it !'
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped
I wouldn't see.
Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!

Now, the instructions include removal of
the old patch before applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair,
Norfolk , VA

5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient,
I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?'
After a look of complete confusion she answered . .. .
' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson-
Corvallis , OR

6. I was performing rounds at the
hospital one morning and while checking
up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your
breakfast this morning?' ' It's very good
except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem
to get used to the taste.'. . . Bob replied.
I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced
a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'

Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf,
Detroit ,

7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room
when a young woman with purple hair styled
into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety
of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing,
entered .. .. . It was quickly determined that
the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
scheduled for immediate surgery.. When she was completely disrobed on the operating
table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had
been dyed green and above it there was a
tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.'

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
wrote a short note on the patient's dressing,
which said 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.'

Submitted by RN no name

AND FINALLY!! ! . .. . . .. . . . . . . . . . .

8... As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.
I was quite embarrassed when performing female
pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment
I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughingand further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . .
' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down
her cheeks from laughing so hard . . ..

' No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . .
' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.' '

Dr. wouldn't submit his name....

[psells]

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS



1. A young man runs into the ER and yells...
My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'

Still trying to figure out what's wrong with this one...

[Chers1]

did I miss some other trip Shaman won?.. where has he been?

[BlazingDriver]

11:15ish: (when announced) trash

TRASH!

Now there's a word this garbage lady can appreciate!

[Chers1]

I haven't been able to give a rep since last night around 9.. do you think the repping Gods are mad at me..

[BlazingDriver]

did I miss some other trip Shaman won?.. where has he been?

Our beloved Shaman had been re-incarnated into a new identity. Bet you didn't know he was a Buddist!

I'm not telling who he is but I'll give you a hint:Max Headroom

[Chers1]

Our beloved Shaman had been re-incarnated into a new identity. Bet you didn't know he was a Buddist!

I'm not telling who he is but I'll give you a hint:Max Headroom

Thank you so much for that info... I've been gaming with him and didn't even know it..lol..I will have to ask him why the switch