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Mon, Jul 13th, 2009, 12:05 PM #14311
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Meet my little buddy Boo, You can read his story at www.aahahelpingpets.org/
Oh and that's Junior (the baby) in my avatar! He chose his own name.
"a real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out"
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Mon, Jul 13th, 2009, 12:20 PM #14312
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Good morning fellow Canucks! Hope you all had a good weekend without trees falling onto your roofs.
Today's 11:15 Winning Word is: KEY
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Mon, Jul 13th, 2009, 12:20 PM #14313
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11:15 am winning word: key
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Mon, Jul 13th, 2009, 12:21 PM #14314
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thnx 4 the morning words and trivia
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Mon, Jul 13th, 2009, 01:11 PM #14315Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
per year are120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physicianis0.171.
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health and Human Services.
Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
is80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups,is
1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths
per gun owneris
.000188.
Statistics courtesy of FBI.
So,statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctorsdo.'
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT
ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friend to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!
Out of concern for the public at large,
I withheld the statistics on
lawyers
for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention!
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Mon, Jul 13th, 2009, 01:11 PM #14316
Good mornin all you Canuckleheads. Just readin through the last couple of threads and..... Shaman: thanx for the reassurance chum. I never stopped to think that I might be getting put over on me.....hmmm devious, I like it. BTW are you implying that this Q thread isn't one the better ones? haha gotcha. LOL Maggie: Thanx for the advice, but I'm afraid the best I could do, (due to the lack of hair on my head) is to dye the hair on my back and neck, then attempt some kinda combover, and I swore I would never do that....... again.
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Mon, Jul 13th, 2009, 01:13 PM #14317
Panties on a plane
There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip forthe first time.
The first lady said:
"I don't know 'bout y'all but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane."
"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked.
The first replied:
"Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first."
The second lady said:
"Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe esant orange panties."
"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.
The second lady answered:
"Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."
The third lady says: "Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties."
"What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I
ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey
always look fo da black box first."
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Mon, Jul 13th, 2009, 01:16 PM #14318
Motherhood in the Animal Kingdom...
On the riverbank...
In the Arctic ....
In Africa ....
In India ...
In the Ocean...
In Africa ....
In the Arctic ....
In Africa ....
In Africa ...
AND FINALLY...
SOMEWHERE NEAR WALMART
Doesn't it bring a tear to your eye
and a lump to your throat...??
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Mon, Jul 13th, 2009, 01:19 PM #14319
You see, fellow Q-sters, that is why I love this forum. A newbie like me comes in and gets a little sensitive and starts poo-poo ing, and nice people like MJ, SHAMAN AND MAGGIE come to the rescue and pass out the "pats on the back, stiff upper lip" attitude that made feel all better. I really do love being a part of this forum, and thats not the drugs and alchohol talkin right now.... I really mean it.
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Mon, Jul 13th, 2009, 01:50 PM #14320
Club Q bonus code - Hotrod
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Mon, Jul 13th, 2009, 01:58 PM #14321
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Mon, Jul 13th, 2009, 02:08 PM #14322
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Mon, Jul 13th, 2009, 02:33 PM #14323
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I think you're missing something.
Was this what you we're going for?: http://stevenjones.blogspot.com/2009...l-kingdom.htmlTDV
Don
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Mon, Jul 13th, 2009, 02:43 PM #14324
that's just tooooooo funny!
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Mon, Jul 13th, 2009, 03:47 PM #14325
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