A few LOLS for you.....

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[operabob]

Paper is not dead:





If the video doesn't show:

[operabob]

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my
time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite
topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down
to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got
home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my
business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 72 years old and you're going to
start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a
membership card.
She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five
jumps a week." I told her. She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be
fun.

[operabob]

Number 1:
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility.

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes, sir.'

Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.

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[MortgageQueen]

​The 2nd one looks like he's going to throw-up and than pass out. . . .the 3rd one looks like a Tabby with halloween dracula teeth! lol

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