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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 03:12 PM #17641
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pet contest is up
Kahlua is # 3
http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/188667-...e-vote-canada/
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 03:23 PM #17642
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Congrats on 1000 posts Char!
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 03:28 PM #17643
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 03:28 PM #17644
Men & Women - Men Are Just Happier People
NICKNAMES
· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Head and Bubba.
EATING OUT
· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
· A woman has the last word in any argument.
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
"Never Ride Faster Than Your Angel Can Fly"
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 03:35 PM #17645
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Great here, heading out shortly to Pink Floyd Experience show
Should be a great night!
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 03:52 PM #17646
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OMG YOU NO I DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING FUKEN TOO FUNNY You Got Me There Girl, Holy _hit!!! LMAO WTG AS A JOKE THAT'S GREAT, But If It Had Happend for Real, I Might of Passed Out, Or Smaked The Crap Out Of Her... Char Girl OMG Still LMFAO Thanks for making me smile today, First Time In a Long time, & Had a Good LAUGH... I sure needed one... Thanks Luv Ya Cassie You did good..
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 04:05 PM #17647
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Soooooooooooo TRUE!!! (IN MOST) But not all men are happier than women!!! & Most need a BRAIN about some of this WELL ARN'T WE A HAPPY CAMPER TODAY.. IS it cus the turm HUMP DAY Worked out well for you , NOW I'M TRYING TO BE FUNNY .. NOT! Thanks For Sharing That Char ♥♥♥
Cass
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 04:11 PM #17648
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 04:11 PM #17649
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 04:15 PM #17650
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 04:15 PM #17651
Yes Cass I am a happy camper today. People in my life that have been very ill (well most of them) have turned the corner and are starting to improve. So I decided to take a Char day........well kinda. I have alot of stuff to catch up on but took some time out to read a few emails.
Glad I was able to cheer u up a bit.......take care my friend.....LUV YA."Never Ride Faster Than Your Angel Can Fly"
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 04:19 PM #17652
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 04:23 PM #17653
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 04:26 PM #17654
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 04:53 PM #17655
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Hi Val,Don't forget Survivor, Tonight... LETS HOPE THAT LOOSER RUSSEL LOOSES THE DUEL ON REDEMETION ISLAND THEN HE'S OUT OF THERE FOR GOOD YAEH...... LAST WEEK HE WAS PISSED OFF FOR GETTING THE VOTE OUT LOOKED GOOD ON HIM ENJOY IT, SURE LOOKS GOOD.. Cassie Your Friend
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