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pet contest is up
Kahlua is # 3


http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/188667-...e-vote-canada/

[Mechman47]

Congrats on 1000 posts Char!

[char]

Congrats on 1000 posts Char!

Thanks stranger, how are you. I hadn't even noticed

[char]

Men & Women - Men Are Just Happier People


NICKNAMES
· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Head and Bubba.

EATING OUT
· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
· A woman has the last word in any argument.
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

[Mechman47]

Great here, heading out shortly to Pink Floyd Experience show
Should be a great night!

[Babygirl1]

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an
expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed.

She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his bestin blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.

She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it
costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake.

To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a
subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly ...

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You
didan excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend=3F'

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank
check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue
suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased
gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you
left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife
if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she
said it made no difference as long as he looked nice. . . . . . . ...

So I just switched the heads.'

(BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING!!!)

OMG YOU NO I DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING FUKEN TOO FUNNY You Got Me There Girl, Holy _hit!!! LMAO WTG AS A JOKE THAT'S GREAT, But If It Had Happend for Real, I Might of Passed Out, Or Smaked The Crap Out Of Her... Char Girl OMG Still LMFAO Thanks for making me smile today, First Time In a Long time, & Had a Good LAUGH... I sure needed one... Thanks Luv Ya Cassie You did good..

[Babygirl1]

Men & Women - Men Are Just Happier People


NICKNAMES
· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Head and Bubba.

EATING OUT
· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
· A woman has the last word in any argument.
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Soooooooooooo TRUE!!! (IN MOST) But not all men are happier than women!!! & Most need a BRAIN about some of this WELL ARN'T WE A HAPPY CAMPER TODAY.. IS it cus the turm HUMP DAY Worked out well for you , NOW I'M TRYING TO BE FUNNY .. NOT! Thanks For Sharing That Char ♥♥♥
Cass

[char]

Great here, heading out shortly to Pink Floyd Experience show
Should be a great night!

hAVE A FANTASTIC TIME!

[Babygirl1]

Great here, heading out shortly to Pink Floyd Experience show
Should be a great night!

Great Hope You Have A Blast My Silly Ass Your Friend... Cassie....

[Babygirl1]

Thanks stranger, how are you. I hadn't even noticed

CONGRATS MY FRIEND, WTG MY ... Hope Your Hump has been Good So Far

[char]

Soooooooooooo TRUE!!! (IN MOST) But not all men are happier than women!!! & Most need a BRAIN about some of this WELL ARN'T WE A HAPPY CAMPER TODAY.. IS it cus the turm HUMP DAY Worked out well for you , NOW I'M TRYING TO BE FUNNY .. NOT! Thanks For Sharing That Char ♥♥♥
Cass

Yes Cass I am a happy camper today. People in my life that have been very ill (well most of them) have turned the corner and are starting to improve. So I decided to take a Char day........well kinda. I have alot of stuff to catch up on but took some time out to read a few emails.
Glad I was able to cheer u up a bit.......take care my friend.....LUV YA.

[Babygirl1]

pet contest is up
Kahlua is # 3


http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/188667-...e-vote-canada/

Thanks FF Is That In Trivia?? I got someone confused one time about this.. They had No Idea WHT I was Talking about...

[Babygirl1]

Yes Cass I am a happy camper today. People in my life that have been very ill (well most of them) have turned the corner and are starting to improve. So I decided to take a Char day........well kinda. I have alot of stuff to catch up on but took some time out to read a few emails.
Glad I was able to cheer u up a bit.......take care my friend.....LUV YA.

Great Char, Glad All Is Going better, You deserve It

[Babygirl1]

Yes Cass I am a happy camper today. People in my life that have been very ill (well most of them) have turned the corner and are starting to improve. So I decided to take a Char day........well kinda. I have alot of stuff to catch up on but took some time out to read a few emails.
Glad I was able to cheer u up a bit.......take care my friend.....LUV YA.

"YES" YOU DID! THANKS GIRL & I will try, K LUV YA 2

[Babygirl1]

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Thanks to Cass and twofeathers for all the trivia and codes while the rest of us slept!!!

Hi Val,Don't forget Survivor, Tonight... LETS HOPE THAT LOOSER RUSSEL LOOSES THE DUEL ON REDEMETION ISLAND THEN HE'S OUT OF THERE FOR GOOD YAEH...... LAST WEEK HE WAS PISSED OFF FOR GETTING THE VOTE OUT LOOKED GOOD ON HIM ENJOY IT, SURE LOOKS GOOD.. Cassie Your Friend