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Thread: Murphy's other 15 laws
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Wed, Jan 9th, 2013, 06:44 AM #15. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I just got this one this morning and thought I would share. It's funny.
MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone fromAlberta would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14 . God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.This thread is currently associated with: N/A
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Wed, Jan 9th, 2013, 06:46 AM #2
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Awesome - thanks for the chuckles!
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Wed, Jan 9th, 2013, 07:49 AM #3
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Wed, Jan 9th, 2013, 08:07 AM #4
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We all need a little sunshine every now and then
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Wed, Jan 9th, 2013, 08:41 AM #5
I think number 15 is my favourite!
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Wed, Jan 9th, 2013, 08:45 AM #6
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Wed, Jan 9th, 2013, 09:09 AM #7
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LOL cute! I needed a laugh today Thanks for posting!
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur... happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr
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Wed, Jan 9th, 2013, 09:15 AM #8
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Wed, Jan 9th, 2013, 11:52 AM #9
Yahoo! Thanks for that, my cats got a thrill from my laughing!
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Wed, Jan 9th, 2013, 12:30 PM #10
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Made me laugh. thank you for sharing....
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Wed, Jan 9th, 2013, 12:33 PM #11
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Thanks for the laugh I really needed to laugh this dark snowy day.
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Wed, Jan 9th, 2013, 12:42 PM #12
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LOL! Absolutely 1 and 15!!
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Wed, Jan 9th, 2013, 01:20 PM #13
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Wed, Jan 9th, 2013, 01:20 PM #14
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oh I am glad it was not just me who was really chuckling over them, thanks erin!
babies teach us acceptance
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Wed, Jan 9th, 2013, 10:17 PM #15
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