Being Canadian-according to Jeff Foxworthy

[caroman]

Forget Rednecks... Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians, during a recent appearance at Caesars in Windsor :

If someone in a Home Depot store Offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number,.............................. You may live in Canada .
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada .
If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada .
If you know several people Who have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada .
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' In the same day and back again, You may live in Canada .
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow During a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada .
If you install security lights on your house and garage, But leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .
If you carry jumper cables in your car And your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume To fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada .
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- You're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada .
If driving is better in the winter Because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada .
If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada .
If you have more miles On your snow blower than your car, You may live in Canada
If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', You may live in Canada .
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be

[caroman]

As soon as I read the Home Depot one I knew I'd like this list.
I got great customer service at CT last week; I was looking for an item, taken directly to it and then we discussed xmas gifts. All of this from another customer!! LOL

[Patty Smyth]

Thanks, I've seen this before but it's still hilarious every time I read it.

By the way it's -2 and I had to wear a hoodie to walk Kiera to the bus stop, yeah it's a little chilly lol

[Darth Penguin]

If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada .

I've done that in the UK .

If you carry jumper cables in your car And your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada .

I hate the whole "Women shouldn't know techical" . My driving instructer taught me several things related to driving such as jump starting a battery and the cables I have even have a picture on them. It's not rocket science but common sense.

[nicolthepickle]

Thanks I smiled.

[Lynn49]

It's always fun to read those!!!
My favourite is the one about pot-holes filled with snow! SO true!! LOLOL!!!

[AmberLab]

I saw a fella with a parka and a pair of shorts on last night at the tree lighting. LOL

[DH666]

I wear a winter coat only if it's -20 or lower. Anything above -20 it's a little jacket for me. I often go out shovelling with just a t-shirt and gloves... Yes, I wear pants and boots as well ladies, get your minds out of the gutter. Love the list.