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Thu, May 10th, 2012, 09:03 PM #41806
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Thu, May 10th, 2012, 09:07 PM #41807
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Thu, May 10th, 2012, 09:18 PM #41808
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Yikes, I know this doesn't look nice, but what would make you want to do this!!!???
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Thu, May 10th, 2012, 09:24 PM #41809
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Subject: Two Aliens
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader"
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response and the older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you." The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"
The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do that! I don't think you should make him mad."
"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire.
There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, crumpled mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He darn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick in his ear, you don't want to mess with him!"
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Thu, May 10th, 2012, 09:25 PM #41810
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I know this doesn't matter to most of you, but I am excited because finally the panel for my sauna arrived in the mail today!!!! I've been waiting about 4 weeks now for the replacement. I'm just so used to using it every few days that I really missed it, soo glad it's here, if any of you want one I would encourage you to get one, they are great for your health etc. anyways just get one!!!!!
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Thu, May 10th, 2012, 09:29 PM #41811
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Thu, May 10th, 2012, 09:35 PM #41812
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Thu, May 10th, 2012, 09:43 PM #41813
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"http://www.youtube.com/embed/3iJ9gnt7wNo"
This found my funny bone - hope it tickles yours. Good night all.
Hope to hear another of our own winning tomorrow.Good luck
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Thu, May 10th, 2012, 09:44 PM #41814
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That's brilliant Karl
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Thu, May 10th, 2012, 09:49 PM #41815
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Hope everyone enjoyed their day.
I had another one of those days where a 5 minute outing turns into 5 hrs of chatting with neighbours. It doesn't help having Lily the flirt with me who insists on meeting with every single person that comes within a mile of us. Just my luck we'd run tino so many men in uniform today (postman, 2 different delivery men, parking enforcement, construction workers - she's enthralled by their hard hats).
Better go take her out (she's been hounding me to go back out & find more humans to flirt with).
Night all.
For a smile, see our vids: http://www.youtube.com/lilyquincy
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Thu, May 10th, 2012, 09:54 PM #41816
good evening, qt's!
did anyone get the precall?
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Thu, May 10th, 2012, 10:03 PM #41817
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Good luck tomorrow everyone!
Our trip is all booked and the countdown is on. I surprised my 10 year old son by telling him that he will be joining me on the trip to see his first ever concert. He is thrilled!
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Thu, May 10th, 2012, 10:18 PM #41818
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He must be thrilled!! We all would have enjoyed that trip - have a wonderful time. He will remember it forever.
Jonesy
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Thu, May 10th, 2012, 10:27 PM #41819
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Thu, May 10th, 2012, 10:27 PM #41820
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Right after I won he came running over saying 'can I come? I like music!'. He knew that I was asking someone else to go but unfortunately after we were making the arrangements a family issue arose for her. Everyday Declan keeps asking how many more days until we leave.
I was worried that his sister would be upset with me taking him on a trip but she was thrilled for him (also allows her one on one time with their new puppy at their mother's house). The only thing she got upset with was when she finally realized that he will be missing three days of school. Now she wants to take those days off school too!
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