Ok LIFE - Seriously Jokes Over!!!

[princesskimmi]

Ok So I am waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out of the bushes any minute based on my week - but It hasn't gotten me down - just proved I have an awesome sense of humour (thats what people who are laughing about all the crazieness say so they aren't crazy lol)

So Fathers Day we all (DH's entire family - aka the in laws) and I (toddlers in tow - only kids in the group) go out for dinner! If you have small children you understand dining out it a challenge in itself - let alone waiting 1.5 hours just to be seated - and even longer and more disasters thru-out - All told we spent 4 hours at Swiss Chalet and my 5 year old actually fell asleep at the table. Thank goodness they had wine and an amazing server. But in short total disaster - The only way I'll ever go back is with the gift certificate they send me for the very long complaint email I sent them lol.

Then Monday I ask Dh to install my shelves in the laundry room - only to hear a swishing sound in the wall as he hit the water line - So no water all night and a fair size hole in the drywall - Thank gosh I remember the new neighbour has a Mr.Rooter truck in the driveway - I knock on his door and explain the problem and all is fixed for a 8pk of bud - thank god not $200.

So I begin my Tuesday morning with great aspirations - but first I want to clean up DS 5's room - Only to have DD 3 shove a shiney green bead up her nose - Off to emerg we go - Two hours later we see the doctor who in 10 secs removes the bead! Much better him than me.

Then tonight I am trying my hardest to get the kidlets off to bed early so I can relax with DH and enjoy a glass of mommy juice and I ask DS to put his jammie on and he says "No, Its my body" - really - can't wait for tomorrow!!!

[Marteli]

Hope it gets better !!

[GeorgiaK]

I feel your pain...I just numb it with some mommy juice LMAO

[SmileSlly]

Ok So I am waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out of the bushes any minute based on my week - but It hasn't gotten me down - just proved I have an awesome sense of humour (thats what people who are laughing about all the crazieness say so they aren't crazy lol)

So Fathers Day we all (DH's entire family - aka the in laws) and I (toddlers in tow - only kids in the group) go out for dinner! If you have small children you understand dining out it a challenge in itself - let alone waiting 1.5 hours just to be seated - and even longer and more disasters thru-out - All told we spent 4 hours at Swiss Chalet and my 5 year old actually fell asleep at the table. Thank goodness they had wine and an amazing server. But in short total disaster - The only way I'll ever go back is with the gift certificate they send me for the very long complaint email I sent them lol.

Then Monday I ask Dh to install my shelves in the laundry room - only to hear a swishing sound in the wall as he hit the water line - So no water all night and a fair size hole in the drywall - Thank gosh I remember the new neighbour has a Mr.Rooter truck in the driveway - I knock on his door and explain the problem and all is fixed for a 8pk of bud - thank god not $200.

So I begin my Tuesday morning with great aspirations - but first I want to clean up DS 5's room - Only to have DD 3 shove a shiney green bead up her nose - Off to emerg we go - Two hours later we see the doctor who in 10 secs removes the bead! Much better him than me.

Then tonight I am trying my hardest to get the kidlets off to bed early so I can relax with DH and enjoy a glass of mommy juice and I ask DS to put his jammie on and he says "No, Its my body" - really - can't wait for tomorrow!!!

LMAO..omg how do you keep a straight face on that one?

I know the feeling....sadly mine lasted more than a week
The last half of 2009 was a nightmare of a year...
First my brother in law goes in for a liver transplant 2nd week of august, the first transplant fails..so a man who had cancer, was anemic..and had Hep C from a blood transfusion was now in a coma on life support waiting for a miracle, another liver to become available. after two days...by some divine intervention one does..but he has to survive another two days before it gets to where he was, and survive another ten hour operation. No idea how..but he did..and is alive and well today.
Two weeks later...My hubby gets hit head on by a drunk driver (4 times the legal limit grr), my mom, son and I arrive at the scene in time to hear/see him being pulled from the wreck, you could hear his moans of pain a block away. His femur broke in two places..had to have surgery on our 13 year anniversary..and an IM Femur nail/screws put in. You have NO idea how much you need your femur till you don't have it..
1 month in the hospital, 6 months off work..had to learn to walk again, needed 24/7 nursing for almost 3 of those months...1 month later..
My nephew learns the hard way about posting parties on facebook...he hosts a party..and some unwanted people show up..and beat him and his best friend up pretty badly, my nephew was unconscious when he arrived at the hospital, badly bruised all over, his friend had his arm broken in two places.
Fast forward another month, my mom gets evicted from her home by her brother and father..(lets not even go to what I think of her side of the family) lol.
To top it all off...on the coldest day of the year that year..the motor in our furnace goes..so we are without heat for a day in -30 temperatures..
Oh yes...one year I could not say good riddance too soon enough
Chin up..it's not so bad..and it does get better..at some point LOL.

[nicolthepickle]

Lol, mommy juice.

[SavenRaven]

Mmmmm... Mommy Juice.

[Pinkypie]

U need some long tweezers for nostril bead removals lol

[YOU AND ME]

Here it's 11:30 in the morning i could use some of that mommy juice right about now

[GoJays]

i wanna hear about the swiss chalet complaint bring the mommy juice with you, wouldja?

[tink30]

I haven't had some mommy juice in a long time....send a glass my way. As for Swiss Chalet, I think it was crazy everywhere. We were at Montantas and waited over an hour for our food and the service was pretty bad. Seeing as I have been a server myself for 17 years I am perhaps a little more picky. I was very understandable that it was very busy and Father's Day so no fault of the server that the food took a long time. He still should have been attentive with drinks, bringing cutlery, condiments etc.

[DaveP]

[kelly25]

Oh Kimmi you kill me 'mommy juice'!! LOL

[Candini]

So I begin my Tuesday morning with great aspirations - but first I want to clean up DS 5's room - Only to have DD 3 shove a shiney green bead up her nose - Off to emerg we go - Two hours later we see the doctor who in 10 secs removes the bead! Much better him than me.

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hey cous she must have got that from me! I shoved pop corn kernels up my nose once and mom had a hell of a time trying to get them out

[DaveP]

hey cous she must have got that from me! I shoved pop corn kernels up my nose once and mom had a hell of a time trying to get them out

When we were living in Northern Quebec my daughter, 8 at the time, shoved a popcorn kernel into her ear canal. They couldn't get it out at the local hospital so they flew her to Montreal to have it removed.

[princesskimmi]

Oh my gosh Cous (It must run in the family mom says I shoved a piece of foam when I was a kid lol) and Dave - I am never serving popcorn again lol