A few LOLS for you.....

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> > Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield .........
> >
> >
> > Because he said ....
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> >
> > My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time
> > an egg.
> >
> >
> > It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she
> > won't drink from my glass!
> >
> >
> > Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy
> > negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
> >
> >
> > A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went
> > over.
> > Nobody was home!
> >
> >
> > A hooker once told me she had a headache.
> >
> >
> > I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.
> >
> >
> > If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
> >
> >
> > I was making love to this girl and she started crying I said, 'Are you
> > going
> > to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.'
> >
> >
> > I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you
> > put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.
> >
> >
> > I knew a girl so ugly... they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
> >
> >
> > My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the
> > roaches hang themselves.
> >
> >
> > I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
> >
> >
> > The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him,
> > 'Why?'
> > He said, 'Because you came home early.'
> >
> >
> > My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.
> >
> >
> > I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the
> > Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.
> >
> >
> > My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.
> >
> >
> > My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago
> > last night.
> >
> >
> > MY FAVORITE:
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> >
> > My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have
> > had
> > anything to play with.

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aj Getting-Fit KanDola shared The Platzner Post's photo.

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