A few LOLS for you.....

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Love it !!!!!

[MortgageQueen]

Headaches

The doctor said, "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." I was shocked and depressed. I wondered if I had anything to live for. I had no choice but to go under the knife. When I left the hospital, I was without a headache for the first time in20 years, but I felt like I was missing an important part of myself. As I walked down the street, I realized that I felt like a different person. I could make a new beginning and live a new life. I saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit..."I entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..' The elderly tailor eyed me briefly and said, "Let's see... Size 44 long." I laughed, "That's right, how did you know? Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. I tried on the suit; it fit perfectly. As I admired myself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" I thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed me and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." I was surprised. "That's right! How did you know? Been in the business 60 years." I tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. I walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" I thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see..Size 36."I laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

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ew..

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