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Fri, Jan 13th, 2017, 06:45 PM #155626
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A German woman married an
American gentleman born in
Virginia and they lived happily
ever after in his home town.
The poor lady was not very proficient
in English, but did manage
To communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to
buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her
request so, in desperation, she clucked like a chicken and lifted
up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave
her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she
didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and
unbuttoned Her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.
The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her
husband to the store...
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What were you Thinking?
Her husband speaks English....hellooo!
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Fri, Jan 13th, 2017, 08:04 PM #155627
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Good evening everyone, hope you had a good week and CHEERS!
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Fri, Jan 13th, 2017, 08:13 PM #155628
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Hello all. I hope you all had a good day.
Me, I'm exhausted !!!!!!!!!!!
I think I'm going to head to bed soon.
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Fri, Jan 13th, 2017, 08:23 PM #155629
cheers!
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Fri, Jan 13th, 2017, 09:57 PM #155630
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Don't know if anyone else has been following the last 4 days of music taking place in Jamaica - the Ramble on the Island event.
Some great musicians performed including Little Feat with Jackson Browne guesting and Levon Helm's Daughter Amy with Teresa Williams doing great vocals.
This from their closing set last night: The Weight (Don't be put off by the beginning vocals)
https://youtu.be/6l3tl2yo0Nc
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Sat, Jan 14th, 2017, 12:12 AM #155631
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On this day in 1785
John Walter publishes first issue of London Times
"It was the first of times"
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Sat, Jan 14th, 2017, 08:53 AM #155632
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Good morning my Q friends. Happy Caturday
Another day in the Colliseum with the Gladiators YAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sat, Jan 14th, 2017, 09:01 AM #155633
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Good morning every1. I hope you have an awesome day.
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Sat, Jan 14th, 2017, 09:25 AM #155634
Happy Caturday Q sters,
So far i'm actually off this weekend, WooHoo.
Have an awesome weekend.NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Sat, Jan 14th, 2017, 10:40 AM #155635
good morning qts.
enjoy your weekend off, H!
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Sat, Jan 14th, 2017, 01:30 PM #155636
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Sat, Jan 14th, 2017, 02:46 PM #155637
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Sat, Jan 14th, 2017, 02:46 PM #155638
call for U2
Burning my way through another year!
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Sat, Jan 14th, 2017, 02:53 PM #155639
Debbie wins U2 Tics
Burning my way through another year!
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Sat, Jan 14th, 2017, 02:58 PM #155640
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