SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[Patty Smyth]

I am liking the idea of a new thread.

Ask Aunt Patty

[Patty Smyth]

Well I had my bed all to myself for about 1 hour until Kiera came in then I was back to my usual 12 inches on the edge. How can someone so small take up so much room?

[KK7]

Happy Birthday Mercy!!!

[KK7]

[Andit]

Well I had my bed all to myself for about 1 hour until Kiera came in then I was back to my usual 12 inches on the edge. How can someone so small take up so much room?

You mean your cats haven't trained you???

[Andit]

Good morning, everyone! Cloudy, but I see a teeny bit of blue sky above the water. Critters are still asleep, can't get good help these days.

[NancyM]

Well I had my bed all to myself for about 1 hour until Kiera came in then I was back to my usual 12 inches on the edge. How can someone so small take up so much room?

i know my little guy does the same thing it drives me nuts plus he's a big time flopper one of these days i'll wake up with a black eye

[NancyM]

Good morning, everyone! Cloudy, but I see a teeny bit of blue sky above the water. Critters are still asleep, can't get good help these days.

wake em up and demand breakfast in bed but i take no responsability for what they bring you to eat

[MercyEhm]

Happy Birthday Mercy!!!

SkankYou!

You weren't kidding were you LOL

[MercyEhm]

Dear Skank Patty,

Today I grow a day older and I've chosen to pig out all day. I have had a Voortman's turnover for breakfast along with 1/2 a tub of Haagen Dazs.

Is it true that it will stay forever on my hips?

Yours Truly

Aging Skank

[Patty Smyth]

Dear Skank Patty,

Today I grow a day older and I've chosen to pig out all day. I have had a Voortman's turnover for breakfast along with 1/2 a tub of Haagen Dazs.

Is it true that it will stay forever on my hips?

Yours Truly

Aging Skank

Dear Aging Skank,

Your future is uncertain but know this, it is inevitable. (talk about physchobabble, LOL)




Yours truly,

Momma SKank

[SillyLoocie]

Happy Birthday to MercyEhm,
I hope you'll join us in the Skankette den,
To celebrate another notch in your birthday belt,
We'll get dancing boys that are dapper & svelte,
I won't ask how many candles are decorating your cake,
For we're here to have fun & you're allowed to partake,
Don't worry about your hips, your tummy or thighs,
Cause I hear you still get those looks from the guys,
This birthday wish I do give to you most sincere wishes,
So let's all sign her card & send her lots of kisses!!

[Patty Smyth]

I am beat.

[KK7]

Hope you get a good restful sleep tonight Patty with no monkeys jumping in your bed lol!

[DH666]

Hope you get a good restful sleep tonight Patty with no monkeys jumping in your bed lol!

I can't hear Patty's snoring in Vegas and Kiera can't crawl into my bed. It's almost like a vacation.