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Fri, Mar 27th, 2015, 12:40 PM #12
These are interesting
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
EVER WONDER...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes??
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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Fri, Mar 27th, 2015, 03:04 PM #2saddlebag
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Why did you put this on here.....now you have me wondering about all kinds of silly things....lol
....just be happy
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Fri, Mar 27th, 2015, 07:31 PM #3
Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do 'practice'?
Because doctors practice medicine.. they don`t know exactly what is going on. They are just practicing to see when they get it right. I assume the same for lawyers.
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
I can!
There. Now you can all sleep tonight.
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Fri, Mar 27th, 2015, 07:39 PM #4Canadian Guru
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Why are doctors just practicing, are they not experienced enough they don't have to practice any more.
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Fri, Mar 27th, 2015, 07:58 PM #5Sith Lady and Cool Kid
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Me too!
Originally Posted by Candini
Short answer : no Long answer : NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Welcome to the Penguinocracy..One Penguin, One vote..I am The Penguin..I have the One Vote
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Fri, Mar 27th, 2015, 09:13 PM #6Awake.
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Ever wonder why there is braille on a drive thru atm? Or why you park in a drive way and drive on a parkway?
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Sat, Mar 28th, 2015, 09:31 AM #7Smart Canuck
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not all folks who go to the pharmacist is sick and unable to walk, to the back of the store
the pharmacy areas need the space in the back for the supply and seating for some people
it's also located in the back to prevent, robberies and fraud... criminals looking for "drugs'You can't change other people. You can only change yourself"
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when we change our attitude, we change our lives
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Sat, Mar 28th, 2015, 01:00 PM #8Nope Originally Posted by dededi
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Sat, Mar 28th, 2015, 01:43 PM #9Mastermind
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Me, too!! Originally Posted by Darth Penguin
Well...one mystery solved....!
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Sat, Mar 28th, 2015, 11:04 PM #10
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
Why call it a building if it's already been built?
Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?
When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
Why is there an 's' in lisp?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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Sun, Mar 29th, 2015, 11:59 AM #11Mastermind
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Lolol..... I thought of that last one myself years ago, believe it or not, and I still haven't found an answer! Originally Posted by MortgageQueen
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Sun, Mar 29th, 2015, 12:12 PM #12 Originally Posted by MortgageQueen
Ohhh I laughed really hard at this...
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Sun, Mar 29th, 2015, 02:31 PM #13
You made me go and check my lemon juice. It's real!
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Tue, Mar 31st, 2015, 04:11 PM #14
why do we call grapefuit a citrus fruit that doesn't grow in grape ?
why do we call a drive through a place where whe drive on ?
sorry i've always been bad at asking questions
Last edited by Mia001; Tue, Mar 31st, 2015 at 04:16 PM.
Thank's to DH who told me the grumpy Garfield was not at all representative of who i am
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