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[andythealien]

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[Ashling]

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Thanks guys! Reps all around....oops sorry andythealien, i'll have to get you again later

[Andit]

LOLcat ,

As most know digestion is horrible for me and all. This lady was sitting at the table at my support group told me about this supplement that helps with all that (upset stomach , pains, and giving it a kick in the butt). Its called Acidophilus & Bifidus its a supplement comes in pill form. Im currently taking metamucil (2 x daily - double dose but doesnt seem to be working sometimes - everything starting to get backed up again). She told me to check with my family doc (yet I already know my doc will say yes anyways - Im not going to waste my time). Have you heard of it before and should I give it shot to see if it gives alittle kick.

I've been using acidophilus for a few years now for my dog (she sometimes gets an upset tummy). A friend of mine was dealing with an upset tummy a couple of years ago & I gave her some capsules to try - she now has some on hand & swears by it. The cheapest I've found is at WalMart (about $6 for a bottle of about 50 pills - haven't bought it in a while, so not sure of the price now). It's basically a probiotic (same stuff as in yogurt).

Don't know anything about Bifidus.

[stardreamer7880]

Hi everyone well I have a connection sort of, I can't get a good enough signal in the apartment so I have to go out by the pool to get online. Its so dam hot that my comp starts acting up from getting too hot so I went and bought a good fan which helps but even then it still gets too hot but gives me a lot longer online before it does. Between the chair hurting my back though and the heat I just can't stand to be on too long so relieved I can at least get online and keep up some!

LOLcat am so sorry your having to go through all this mess especially right now its totally ridiculous you've established a home and family there and now they are gonna kick you out grrrrrr!!!!!!!!! Hugs and my prayers are with you!

Thanks for the words everyone!

Having a nice time with the kids haven't done much but just good to be with them.

[stardreamer7880]

swagbuck code alert.....haven't found it yet

[babygonnermann]

Hi all!! Thanks for all the words.

What a crazy morning!! We went grocery shopping, went to the doctor's for a check up for me, came home to unpack the groceries and went back out for lunch with my grandparents. It was a good morning, but crazy!! I had to have a cat nap this afternoon just so I would have enough energy for the rest of the day!! lol

I hope everyone is doing well.

Andit, what would we all do without you? You always have the most clever ideas as to how to deal with a situation!!

Anyways, I should go and relax a little before I need to clean my basement tomorrow Hope everyone has a great evening

[Ricki911]

I've been using acidophilus for a few years now for my dog (she sometimes gets an upset tummy). A friend of mine was dealing with an upset tummy a couple of years ago & I gave her some capsules to try - she now has some on hand & swears by it. The cheapest I've found is at WalMart (about $6 for a bottle of about 50 pills - haven't bought it in a while, so not sure of the price now). It's basically a probiotic (same stuff as in yogurt).

Don't know anything about Bifidus.

Yea, thats what this lady its about 7 -8$ for 60 capsules. Are they taken everyday or just when needed. My mom simple solution is eat yogurt loads of it Yet, thats would cause more issues. Im thinking of trying them since the lady was at my support group and as colitis (similar boat). Are there any side affects from them at all or are they as heealthy as yogurt . Ill have to check WM whe I go in a few days check it out.

[newsnakeowner1978]

time for some jokes. been awhile. lol


A Mexican, a black man, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink
when a good-looking girl comes up to them and says " whoever can say
liver and cheese in a sentence can have me".

So the white guy says" I love liver and cheese".
She says "that's not good enough".

The black man says "I hate liver and cheese", and she says "that's
not creative",

And then the Mexican says "liver alone cheese mine".



How can you tell if a man is horny?
He's breathing.

What's the useless skin around a penis called???
The MAN!



Hello darling," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If you can
guess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece of the action."

"Listen Dude," drawled the lil' Texas lady,
"If y'all can hold it in one hand, I ain't the least bit interested."



After their baby was born, the panicked Jewish father went to see the
obstetrician Dr. Cohen.
"Doctor," Mr. Spiegel said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a
little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."
"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife
both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed
red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on
both sides had jet black hair for generations."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?"

Spiegel seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the
past year. We only made love once or twice every few months"

"There you have it!" the doctor Cohen said confidently. "It's just rust."



A sailor, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed an old Chinese
man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby grave. The sailor walked up to
the man and asked, "When do you expect your friend to come up and eat
the rice?"
The old Chinese man replied with a smile, "Same time your friend comes
up to smell the flowers."




A woman was walking down the street when she was stopped by a man who
was carrying out a survey.
"Excuse me, Madam, we're doing a survey on peoples' attitudes towards sex."
"Really!" said the woman smiling.
"Could you please tell me what you think of sex on the television?"
"Well," replied the woman, "I think it's extremely uncomfortable,
especially when you've got a vase stuck up your ass"!



Two blonde girls walk into a department store.They walk up to the
perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her
wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?"
Kathy takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's it called?"
"Viens a moi," replies Nancy.
"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"
At this stage the store clerk offers some help. "Viens a moi,ladies,
means 'come to me' in French." Nancy takes another sniff, then offers
her arm to Kathy again and remarks,
"That doesn't smell like cum to me.
Does that smell like cum to you?"



Did you hear about the blonde, unsuccessful vampire hunter?
She tried to kill a vampire by driving a pork chop through it's heart,
because steaks were too expensive.



A married couple go to a marriage counselor to work out some problems.
The counselor sits them on the couch and says "For starters, lets
talk about something you both have in common."
The husband says "Well, neither of us suck dick".



A blonde woman came screaming into the local police station
shouting, "I've been graped! I've been graped!"
The policeman on duty stared and said, "Madam, do you mean
you've been raped?"
"No," she said, "there was a bunch of them!"
================================================== ====================


I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition.
My sister left me alone in a restaurant with my 10-month-old nephew. I
said, "What do I do if he cries?"
She said, "Give him some vegetables."
It turns out that jalapeno is not his favorite.
================================================== ====================


The average man's life consists of twenty years of having his mother
ask him where he is going; forty years of having his wife ask the same
question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too!
================================================== ====================


Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home,
reminiscing.

The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers,
and demonstrated with her hands the length and thickness
of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger
and cheaper also, then demonstrated the size of two big onions she
could buy for a penny a piece.

Then the third old lady chipped in with: "I can't hear a word you're
saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about"
================================================== ====================

A Florida officer pulls over an eighty-six-year-old blonde woman
because her
hand signals were confusing.

"First you put your hand up, like you're turning right, then you wave
your hand up and down, then you turn left," said the officer.

"I decided not to turn right," she explains.

"Then why the up and down?" asks the officer.

"Officer," she sniffs, "I was erasing!"



Three guys went to a night club one night.
The first guy went in and a dancer put a doughnut on his dick and ate it
off. He went back outside really happy. The next guy went in and sure
enough the dancer put a doughnut on his dick and ate it off and he went
outside really happy.
The third guy went in and came out really sad. The other two guys asked
him what happened and Wolfy replied,
"They put a cheerio on mine!"



WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A LIGHTBULB?
The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.



will try not go so long next time. lol enjoy. i sure did. hahahaha

[user-id]

LOL!

These are HILARIOUS !

Thanks for the entertainment Newsnakeowner1978 !

[newsnakeowner1978]

LOL!

These are HILARIOUS !

Thanks for the entertainment Newsnakeowner1978 !

lol yw. glad u enjoyed

[lolcat]

LOLcat ,

As most know digestion is horrible for me and all. This lady was sitting at the table at my support group told me about this supplement that helps with all that (upset stomach , pains, and giving it a kick in the butt). Its called Acidophilus & Bifidus its a supplement comes in pill form. Im currently taking metamucil (2 x daily - double dose but doesnt seem to be working sometimes - everything starting to get backed up again). She told me to check with my family doc (yet I already know my doc will say yes anyways - Im not going to waste my time). Have you heard of it before and should I give it shot to see if it gives alittle kick.

Yes yes yes! Andit gave a great description of it, it is essentially the cultures that you find in yogurt, and it is GREAT for your digestion. It will not adversely affect any of your meds, or the metamucil. It is just a digestive aid that helps promote healthy "Flora" in your intestines.
The actual name of it IS Acidophilus Bifidus (two words together) but a lot of the packages that you'll find it in just call it Acidophilus. I have both my girls on it, as well as myself, and it really does help a lot. Both my girls have had stomach issues since they were babies, and if they weren't on it, they would still have them.
I buy mine at Walmart as well, if you cannot find it just ask the pharmacist. Sometimes they put it in screwy places. When you get it, whatever brand you buy, let me know the dosage and I can advise you how much to take, or just follow what it says on the label. It is GREAT stuff.

[Andit]

The worst part is... apparently, according to the provincial government, they can consider deporting me for non-payment of my bills at the hospital. You are not supposed to rack up debt you cannot afford to pay in the province where you reside while you are waiting for approval of your permanent residency application. It is pretty clearly stated in all the application forms. They don't want to hear that I didn't know it was happening, they just know that it exists, and I am in clear violation of the rules.

Talked to my friend who worked for the Feds & he has a few questions.

Did you get any sort of written notice about deportation? Did it come from the province?

If the answer is Yes, he wants you to tell them to or words to that effect. The province has NO JURISDICTION over deportation! The only ones who have any say in the matter are the feds. He thinks you should contact your local federal office (says London is big enough to have one) & ask them what's going on.


He also wonders whether the sudden notice about the outstanding bills & deportation is an attempt to blackmail you into paying the money? He thinks it sounds too fishy that they weren't looking for their money until now (insurance company playing fast & loose). Is it the hospital demanding payment (in which case, bring it to the attention of the Board of Directors, contact Patient Relations about their error)? Or is it the insurance company demanding repayment?


He also mentioned that a reporter for the Toronto Sun wrote about a woman being deported, try contacting him - he might be doing a series on beaurocratic nonsense.

http://www.torontosun.com/news/2009/07/14/10132696.html

Contact info for the reporter:
Tom Godfrey
416-947-2235
http://www.torontosun.com/contactus/


He also suggests you get in touch with some American ex-pat groups that might have access to insider info & can give advice.


He also said as a last resort to get in touch with Human Rights Commissions if you can't get a straight answer from anyone & they insist on deporting you. There's pretty much one for each province (it's silly but you can appeal to each one, even if you've never set foot in that province) & one for Canada. Here's some contact info:

Canadian Human RIghts Commission
http://www.chrc-ccdp.ca/default-en.asp
Ontario Regional Office
Telephone: (416) 973-5527
Toll Free: 1-800-999-6899
Fax: (416) 973-6184

Ontario Human RIghts Commission
http://www.ohrc.on.ca/en/sec/contact/
Local: (416) 326-9511
Toll Free: 1-800-387-9080

B.C. Human Rights Tribunal
http://www.bchrt.bc.ca/
(604) 775-2000 phone
(604) 775-2020 fax
[email protected]

Alberta Human Rights and CitizenshipCommission
http://www.albertahumanrights.ab.ca/about/contact.asp
Northern Regional Office
(780) 427-7661
Fax: (780) 427-6013
Southern Regional Office
Confidential Inquiry Line: (403) 297-6571
Fax: (403) 297-6567


If you need me to dig up some more contact info, let me know. I know there are a couple more human rights commissions, I'll dig them up in the morning when I'm a bit more awake (you wouldn't think I'd be tired, since I've been sleeping 20 hrs a day ).

Hang in there, it will work out. Let me know what I can do to help!

[kekes]

Thks for the words! BTW where is NS ... just realized she's been MIA for while .

[babygonnermann]

Good morning everyone!! Thanks for the words.a

Can't stay long because DS is trying to help me type and look at the screen. lol.

Hope everyone has a great day!

[jodew71]

I received my Loving You POD (the one with MUSTBELOVE) last night at 11:30pm. Up until the weekend I was getting it first thing in the morning.