Points And Prizes - Sheknows

[kekes]

Oops! thanks for the words!!!! gave rep where I could

[leftie]

Welcome back Andit - sounds like you had a great time on your vacation. The lack of sleep is all worth it and you will catch up in a few days of being home in your own bed.

I also use AVG

[lolcat]

The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers
are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.
The following were some of this year's winning entries:
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have
gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after
you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.
13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddish expressions.
14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your
soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have read in a LONG time. What creative minds... I can never come up with stuff like that! LOL

[newsnakeowner1978]

quick question..does anyone know where i can get a free security program for computer..i have norton 360 but it expires in a week and I cant afford to buy another at the moment, especially after tires and christmas..lol..thanks for anyhelp

Avast is the best and free. dont' slow down yer puter and runs in the backgroud. thats all i use and converted all my friends over to it also.

[NSangel]

good morning...so dd fell last night at choir concert and tried to stop her fall with her hands..not good...doesnt look broken..but back to docs later today..she can move it but has a lovely lump just above her wrist and is swelled..so supposed to go back today to see ..i dont know why docs cant tell when swollen..dont xrays show?..oh well, so she was all wrapped up and a sling and still went to school..she could be on her death bed and would still want to go to school..lol


thanks for all the words everyone!!

how bad a mother are you that the kid would rather be at school!

seriously tho. they din't xray it? grr. my mom had a broken bone in her foot when she fell. dr just sent her home, said it was sprained. in all truthfullness, my mom talks like she's on her deathbed 99% of the time, so you never know when it's serious. we all told her that too. so a week later, she goes back, and yup. it's broken


harley: kismet sounds cute. or lucky. but those eyes! omg he's so gorgeous. maybe call him astaire? (as in fred?). or mel.. (gibson?)

or you could call him Gale, cause he's just too damn cute!

[roseofblack25]

we have avast too

I so love my work hours 5-10:15 tonight yay but that means I dont get supper and don't get a break cause I'm not working long enough so I have to eat before I go or starve all night LOL

[haunish]

how bad a mother are you that the kid would rather be at school!

seriously tho. they din't xray it? grr. my mom had a broken bone in her foot when she fell. dr just sent her home, said it was sprained. in all truthfullness, my mom talks like she's on her deathbed 99% of the time, so you never know when it's serious. we all told her that too. so a week later, she goes back, and yup. it's broken


harley: kismet sounds cute. or lucky. but those eyes! omg he's so gorgeous. maybe call him astaire? (as in fred?). or mel.. (gibson?)

or you could call him Gale, cause he's just too damn cute!

Hey, not a bad mom..lol..just have a daughter that adores school, she wants to teach when older..she can be throwing up like crazy and will cry cause she cant go to school

No they wanted to see if swelling went down, did same thing to hubby figured it was sprained was very swollen, 3 weeks late rthey finally did xray and was broken...

[hmcsp]

quick question..does anyone know where i can get a free security program for computer..i have norton 360 but it expires in a week and I cant afford to buy another at the moment, especially after tires and christmas..lol..thanks for anyhelp

I vote for AVAST also, an awesome program......

http://www.avast.com/eng/programs.html

[haunish]

Point & Prizes Members: This week's code word is INSULATED for 100 points! Sign in to redeem, Expires on 12/07/08

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[thetick]

I use avast as a virus scanner but as a firewall I use the free version of Zonealarm
http://www.zonealarm.com/security/en...e-firewall.htm


Andit what a great description, you took me there, thanks so much for sharing.

[haunish]

BONUS POINT WORD FOR POINTS & PRIZES!

WORD: HANNAHCRAZY VALUE: 500 POINTS!

also off consumer corner, I am assuming the same expiry date as the one previously posted..12/07/08

[Jettred]

Thanks Haunish for the words, awesome another 500

[roseofblack25]

cool thanks!

[babygonnermann]

nice ... thanks, haun

[PetiteFemme]

I was an avid AVG user for quite a few years but I didn't take me long to abandon it when I learned it had been bought out by Norton! I would not touch Norton with a 10 foot pole!

I'm a proud user of AVAST which is way better than AVG! I've been using Avast for a few years now and wouldn't go back to AVG for anything!

If you are operating Windows XP on your pc, you have a built in firewall therefore you wouldn't need Zone Alarm. I used to have Win98SE and used Zone Alarm free for home edition for years! But now that I switched over to XP, I haven't bothered to install Zone Alarm on it as I am already protected with a built in firewall.