Points And Prizes - Sheknows

[newsnakeowner1978]

heres a few more fer ya. lol


a prayer for dad.

"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those
poor ladiesin Daddy's computer, Amen."



The day had arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at

the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.However, the gates are closed,

and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest,

it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you I must

tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering

an entrance examination for everyone.The test is short, but you have to

pass it before you can get into Heaven."

Forrest responds, "It sure is

good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance

exam.I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.

Life was a big enough test

as it was."

St. Peter continued, "Yes, I

know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.

First:

What two days of the week begin with the letter T?

Second:

How many seconds are there in a year?

Third:

What is God's first name?"

Forrest leaves to think the questions

over.He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and

says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over,

tell me your answers"

Forrest replied, "Well, the

first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter "T"?

Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow."

The Saint's eyes opened wide and

he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do

have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit

for that answer. How about the next one?" asked St. Peter.

"How many seconds in a year?

Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about

that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve?

Twelve?Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds

in a year?"


Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's

got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd...

"Hold it," interrupts St.

Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point,

though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give

you credit for that one, too.Let us go on with the third and final question.

Can you tell me God's first name"?

"Sure," Forrest replied,

"it's Andy."

"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated

and frustrated St Peter.

"Ok, I can understand how you

came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the

world did you come up with the name Andy as the first"name of God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest

one of all," Forrest replied."I learnt it from the song, "ANDY

WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN."

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates,

and said: "Run Forrest, run."

[Coupon Nut]

Thanks for the new words!!

[flip]

wow...thanks for all the new words

[lolcat]

Thanks to everyone who put up hunt and weekly words! Took me forever, but the wiki is updated (it wouldn't take me forever if I didn't freak out and quadruple check everything) so take advantage of my OCD and check your lists against the wiki

Amy -- How are you feeling so far? Queasy at all? Love that new signature

Ricki -- I want to punch your doctor in the face. No. Seriously. In the face.

[NSangel]

June 03 , 2009: Notice - May Hunt Words
We are still in the process of installing hunt words on some of our new partner sites, so we are extending the May hunt words, which are worth double, through June 21st to give everyone a chance to find them.



DAMN, OCD GIRL DID YOU SAVE THE MAYHUNT LIST? I DIN'T GET THEM ALL IN!!

[smb127]

Good morning all.

Thanks for the new words.

3 weeks and 1 day until I am on vacation!! No I am not counting what gave you that idea??

[Ricki911]

Thanks to everyone who put up hunt and weekly words! Took me forever, but the wiki is updated (it wouldn't take me forever if I didn't freak out and quadruple check everything) so take advantage of my OCD and check your lists against the wiki

Amy -- How are you feeling so far? Queasy at all? Love that new signature

Ricki -- I want to punch your doctor in the face. No. Seriously. In the face.

Save me from doing it. So he put the needle thru drained this crap out (thick red or brown coloured stuff). Basically when he put the band aid on it was a flap of skin. Took the band aid off to let the air at it and its all red and gross (really hard to explain). Took a picture and will send it to you.

Anyways my pay they still havent given it to me. Now the manger is telling me Im lying and didnt work those hours (yep thats right i have nothing better to do then lie). So Im going to call the office today and hope someones there. Their all starting to piss me off.

[tammy8701]

thanks for all the new words just when l was caught up lol

[marjem]

Word Hunt

Holiday Notes
100 - find out

Forum
50 - headband
50 - laptopcarrier

Doula
100 - shoppinglist

[leftie]

Thanks for all the new words

Hope everyone has a great day

[user-id]

SheKnows Diet & Fitness
Week of June 2, 2009

This week's code word is VEGETARIANLOVE for 450 points!

[user-id]

What's new at ChefMom
Week of June 2, 2009

This week's code word is GREENSALSA for 450 points!

[kaela]

thanks for the new words everyone.
ns angel that is great news i will recheck last months hunt words. flip keeps a list of all words pm her if you get stuck.
have a good day everyone ,enjoy the sun.

[Andit]

Morning all.

Thanks so much for all the words, can`t give out enough rep to thank ya.

FYI, first love is coming up as invalid, but firstlove works.

I'm having one of those weeks. Still working on my spring cleaning (started 2 years ago, won't be finished until the next century at this rate ). Of course, I get lazy & go play on the computer. Looks like someone had a chat with my computer, since I've been having some problems connecting to my usual sites. Maybe the cat had a chat with it? I think it's revenge for taking him for walks & making him look like a dog - no doubt the neighbour cats are looking out their windows laughing.

Quincy cat's favourite game these days is to wait until I have my paperwork all laid out in piles on the coffee table, then sneak up & hide under the table. When I step away from the table, he reaches up with one paw & pulls down as many pieces of paper as he can.

Anyone wanna buy a slightly used cat?

Hope everyone is doing well today. It's sunny but a bit cold here, well, cold for June. If it were Feb, I'd be thrilled.

[user-id]

Thanks for all the new words!

Gave rep where I could!

I see this a lot on the forums - can you only give a person REP once, or is it once a month....does anyone know?

Thanks and Have a Great Day!