Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[the H team]

Today is...

Feeling mischievous? Step In A Puddle And Splash Your Friends Day gives you an excuse to have some fun or even get revenge by jumping in puddles and splashing your friends (pretty self-explanatory). Don’t forget to wear wellies!

[22hicks]

I hope you enjoy this 'balmy' day.

[dededi]

Good morning everyone!

[dededi]

[kenrod]

Full marks for trying

I never though of that before. But this is hilarious!

[kenrod]

Good morning fellow Canucks!

Have a great day.

[The Jester]

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father." nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them.
Once again, in their new attire, settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father." and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said. "Just a minute young lady."
"Yes, Father?"
"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are."
"Father, it's me, Sister Angela." she replied

[rock lobster]

Just when you think it's safe to go back in the everglades!

[heartgirl99]

the warm weather sure was nice today!
hope the flash freeze doesn't arrive as they're predicting.

[The Jester]

Picky picker

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the East coast, he started to head west.
Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, “They’re all lookin’ to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want.”
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man’s opinion.
“Well” said the man, ” She’s just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed.”
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
“Well,” the man replied, “She’s just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell, cross-eyed.”
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, “She’s perfect, just perfect! She’s the one I want to marry!” So they were wed right away.
Nine Months later the baby was born. When the man visited nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents.
“Well,” explained the farmer, “She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell, pregnant when you met her.”

[The Jester]

Everybody out of the pool - like this!
I got this - hands down

https://www.facebook.com/patrikpilny...dyWfUiUJ2WfdxE

[ecat444]

Back late last night from NF. Got some extras from the hotel including $25 to spend at the Casino, walked away with extra money, not a lot but didn't lose any $45. My daughter spent an extra $10 and lost it unfortunately, obviously we aren't big spenders at the casino! Nice few days there....

[rock lobster]

the Canadian taxpayer thanks the mathematically challenged
for their unsolicited donations!

[heartgirl99]

good morning, qts!

it's still mild this morning but this afternoon could be a whole different story!

school buses have already been cancelled in some areas:
http://www.680news.com/extreme-weather-centre/

Today

Periods of rain changing to periods of snow this morning. Risk of freezing rain late this morning and early this afternoon. Local blowing snow this afternoon. Fog patches dissipating this morning. Wind becoming north 40 km/h gusting to 60 this morning. Temperature falling to minus 5 this afternoon.

[heartgirl99]

CASH TRACKS on Monday will include a vacation for 2 to a sunny destination as well as the $1000!