Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Andit]

Good morning, everyone.

We got back late last night & decided to just crash. Too much excitement at the treat dispenser's. Critters were sweet & let me sleep in (I suspect they were doing the same).

Hope everyone has a wonderful day.

[The Jester]

Mornin' all.me and the missus heading up to friends today in Parry Sound for the w/end. Got some cosy clothes packed. Thanx for the songs, news and frienship. Take care.

[TO_Harley]

Good morning all.
It's Friday... need I say more?

[rock lobster]

40 degrees, you've got to be kidding!

[the H team]

morning Q sters,
TGIF!
thanx for the overnight CG songs, trivia answers & reps.

Hey All.

He eventually warmed to us, but you can tell he has bonded with some of the staff and they are now his safety net. It would be cruel to just uproot him. So, we'll go back a few times to see if he is can become more comfortable with us - maybe we'll be able to win his trust too.

Tomorrow I'm skipping out of work early to be able to spend more than just a few hours with him. I'm thinking of coating my hands in bacon grease before I see him. That outta help a bit!

WTG, Argo. such a beautiful looking dog. he will warm to you guys no problem. animals are able to feel the love that you have for them. maybe some doggy treats would be a bit better than bacon grease, at least a lot less messy. good luck & i hope you can bring him home soon.

good morning all how did Cheryl get to play this year and last year?

you heard that too. she got to pay with joanne last time & went too far & lost. i see they seem to be increasing the amounts that can be won & the spins before you go bust. let's see if this continues with joanne today.

[WolfDio]

WTG, Argo. such a beautiful looking dog. he will warm to you guys no problem. animals are able to feel the love that you have for them. maybe some doggy treats would be a bit better than bacon grease, at least a lot less messy. good luck & i hope you can bring him home soon.

Let's not be Hasty!!!!

[WolfDio]

Once upon a timetherelived a beautiful Queen with queenly large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.
Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause, Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that, among all of the citizens of the kingdom,
only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and was hailed by both the King and Queen as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick . . .
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The moral of the story - Pay your F-in' bills.

[WolfDio]

A retired man went into the Work Force Job Center in Downtown Houston, Texas, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down, and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $105,000 but you'll have to go to El Paso."

"Good grief, is that where the job is?"

"No sir, that's where the end of the line is right now."

[jonesy]

cash track = Bring it on Home

[the H team]

CG-bring it on home

[WolfDio]

Cash Track ~ Bring It On Home

[ic_ou812]

CG-bring it on home

[Lee03]

cash track: Bring it on home

[WolfDio]

Just Scored the Trade-In for:

[heartgirl99]

Just Scored the Trade-In for: