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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 01:06 AM #17611
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 01:13 AM #17612
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30 Days of Contest Trivia - FALSE
Discover Something new II Trivia - all of the above
Discover Something New III trivia - 60 percent
Discover Something New Trivia - managers' league
HowStuffWorks II Trivia - an "Oracle Lake" where monks receive visions
HowStuffWorks.com Trivia - named one of the "top 10 liveliest cities in the world" in 2009 by Lonely Planet
HSW III Trivia -Arizona
Music Challenge - Country
Satisfy your Curiosity -Parietal
This Day In Canadian History - 1977
Don't forget the Feature Links for points and your daily free draw entry for the Discovery $100 Gift Certificate
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 01:22 AM #17613
Good night all and I'll be back on Saturday from the town of Parry Sound; Home of Bobby Orr! Thanks to all for the trivia answers as always. Good luck to all who have their names in any contests, myself included.
GO LEAFS GO!!!
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 01:36 AM #17614
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Did you hear about the man in the flood
He was trapped on his roof the water lapping at the edge. He said a prayer to God "Please god I have be good all my life save me"
Along cam a man on a huge trator yelled out to the man "jump on I will take you to safety"
The man replied "No thank you I believe in God he will help me"
As the water rose to his waist he again prayed "God I have be a good man all my life and gone to church every week please save me"
Along came a man in a boat he yelled "Jump in I will take you to safety"
The man yelled back "No thank you I believe in God he will help me"
Now the water was at the mans chin aagin he prayed "God please I have been a good man and I have served you all my life save me"
Then along came a helicopter they lowered a rope and yelled down "grab on we will take you to safety"
But again the man yelled back "No thank you God will save me"
A short time later the water rose and the man drowned. He went to heaven. He saw God and said "God I have always been good, why did you let me drown"
God look at the man and said "I sent you a man with a tractor, I then sent a man with a boat and last I sent you a man in a helicopter. What more did you want.!!!"
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 02:12 AM #17615
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 02:14 AM #17616
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 02:17 AM #17617
For those of you who couldn't access the link, this is from the CRA website:
Tax Alert
The Canada Revenue Agency warns Canadians of mail scam
The Canada Revenue Agency (CRA) is warning taxpayers to beware of a recent scam where some Canadians are receiving a letter fraudulently identified as coming from the CRA and asking for personal information. The letter is not from the CRA. A PDF version of the letter is available on the CRA Web site at www.cra.gc.ca/alert.
The letter claims that there is “insufficient information” for the individual’s tax return and that in order to receive any “claims,” they will have to update their records. The letter attaches a form specifically requesting the individual’s personal information in writing, via fax or email, including information on bank accounts and passports. This letter is not from the CRA and Canadians should not provide their personal information to the sender.
All taxpayers should be vigilant when divulging any confidential information to third parties. The CRA has well established practices to protect the confidentiality of taxpayers’ information.
The CRA has notified the proper law enforcement authorities of this scam.
For information about this and other similar scams, or to report deceptive telemarketing activity, visit www.phonebusters.com, send an email to [email protected], or call 1-888-495-8501.
This document is also available for download in PDF format.
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For media information"Never Ride Faster Than Your Angel Can Fly"
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 02:21 AM #17618If you are a senior you will understandthis one, if you deal with seniors, thisshould help you understand them alittle better, and if you are not a senior yet...God willing, someday you will be...
The 2.99 Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurantwhere the 'seniors' special' was two eggs,bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said.'But I don't want the eggs.'
'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49because you're ordering a la carte,'the waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for nottaking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.
'YES!' stated the waitress.
'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.
'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around the block more than once!"Never Ride Faster Than Your Angel Can Fly"
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 02:36 AM #17619
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Three little old ladies
Three little old ladies are sitting in a restaurant one day, talking about this and that.
The first lady said, "You know, I'm really getting forgetful. This morning I was
standing at the bottom of the stairs and I couldn't remember if I was just about to go up or if I had just come down."
"Oh, that's nothing," the second lady said. "The other day I was sitting on the edge of my bed, wondering if I was going to bed or if I had just gotten up."
The third lady smiled pleasantly at the other two. "Well, my memory is just as good as ever, knock on wood."
She rapped on the table with her knuckles, then gave a start and said, "Who's there?"
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2011, 02:42 AM #17620
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What! No E-mail?
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).
After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum wage, $5.25 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you a form to complete and tell you where to report for work on your first day. Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the MS manager replies, "Well, then, that means that you virtually don't exist and can therefore hardly expect to be employed."
Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having only $10 in his wallet, he decides to buy a 25 lb. flat of tomatoes at the supermarket. Within less than 2 hours, he sells all the tomatoes individually at 100% profit.
Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 before going to sleep that night.
And thus it dawns on him that he could quite easily make a living selling tomatoes. Getting up early every day and going to bed late, he multiplies his profits quickly. After a short time he acquires a cart to transport several dozen boxes of tomatoes, only to have to trade it in again so that he can buy a pick-up truck to support his expanding business.
By the end of the second year, he is the owner of a fleet of pick-up trucks and manages a staff of a hundred former unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. Planning for the future of his wife and children, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance
adviser, he picks an insurance plan. At the end of the telephone conversation, the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically.
When the man replies that he has no e-mail, the adviser is stunned, "What, you don't have e-mail? How on earth have you managed to amass such wealth without the Internet, e-mail and e-commerce? Just imagine where you would be now, if you had been connected to the internet from the very start!" After a moment of thought, the tomato millionaire replied, "Why, of course! I would be a floor cleaner at Microsoft!"
Moral of this story:
1. The Internet, e-mail and e-commerce do not need to rule your life.
2. If you don't have e-mail, but work hard, you can still become a millionaire.
3. If you got this story via e-mail, you're probably closer to becoming a janitor than you are to becoming a millionaire.
4. If you do have a computer and e-mail, you have already been taken to the cleaners by Microsoft.
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Wednesday 9th March
Trivia
30 Days of Contest Trivia - False
Could you Graduate 4th Grade? - Carnivore
Discover Something new II Trivia - all of the above
Discover Something New III trivia - 60 percent
Discover Something New Trivia - managers' league
Games 'n eCards - 5
HowStuffWorks II Trivia - an "Oracle Lake" where monks receive visions
HowStuffWorks.com Trivia - named one of the "top 10 liveliest cities in the world" in 2009 by Lonely Planet
HSW III Trivia -Arizona
Music Challenge - Country
Name that Question - Who is Redd Fox?
Satisfy your Curiosity -Parietal
Sports Trivia - Los Angeles Raiders
This Day In Canadian History - 1977
Don't forget the Feature Links for points and your daily free draw entry for the Discovery $100 Gift Certificate
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