All Purpose Rant Away Thread - 3.2.1 GO!

[toban]

Two chocolate chip cookies sitting on the table keep staring at me! What is their problem?! Do they think I'm actually going to eat them! I'm cutting out sugar and these two cookies keep staring and enticing me. Okay, okay... not a big rant... not the end of the world. But in all seriousness I've cut sugar out of my diet and forgot to put these two cookies away. I'm in a jokester mood :/

[GoJays]

couldn't find the damn cheerios anywhere today.. couldn't use my fpc

[Darth Penguin]

my over sharing FB friend now has a virus, a Trojan and a click harvester on her pc...and she won't use any of the programmes we suggest because she's now worried about her pc security

[fierce_angel_6000]

people who don't check their blind spot or don't signal while switching lanes (or signal after they've switched lanes)...esp on the highway. Get off the road you reckless people before you hit someone.

[fierce_angel_6000]

people who overshare really intimate details about their love life - I don't really want to know what you guys did and how you did it over lunch. Go write a novel (like 50 Shades of Grey) instead. Blegghhhhh!

[bargain_hunter_lola]

Losing one of my white gold sleeper earrings at the pool and no stores at the mall have the same ones (or even close).

[Darth Penguin]

people who overshare really intimate details about their love life - I don't really want to know what you guys did and how you did it over lunch. Go write a novel (like 50 Shades of Grey) instead. Blegghhhhh!

This one time at Band Camp........

[vesper]

I flew home this AM for 24 hours off work, then back at it. Since July 1, I had 2 days off and been working 12 - 24 shifts.

^^^^ This from a job in which I am still technically furloughed from since Mid March!

At least the contract rates are generous. Going to take a year off after this

[vesper]

Google is starting to creep me out. The day they show an ad for 'CrazySingleCatLadies.com' I'm going to take off all my clothes and run into the forest never to be seen again... EVER!

[walkonby]

Two chocolate chip cookies sitting on the table keep staring at me! What is their problem?! Do they think I'm actually going to eat them! I'm cutting out sugar and these two cookies keep staring and enticing me. Okay, okay... not a big rant... not the end of the world. But in all seriousness I've cut sugar out of my diet and forgot to put these two cookies away. I'm in a jokester mood :/

They got their eye on you!!!




I am in a funny mood too, the french vanilla ice cream was calling my name over and over!!

[bargain_hunter_lola]

Sunburn even though I applied sunscreen. Ouch!

[Patty Smyth]

Heard a dog barking in the mall parking lot but couldn't find the car he was in

It was 39 with the humidex today.

[Darth Penguin]

Google is starting to creep me out. The day they show an ad for 'CrazySingleCatLadies.com' I'm going to take off all my clothes and run into the forest never to be seen again... EVER!

But she wants me...I see that ad fairly frequently..

[Darth Penguin]

I find something intereasting I want to post and my laptop crashes and when I reboot it's not there and I can't remeber which of the muliple windows/tabs it was on..

[wolfwoman]

What is wrong with the dumb*ss drivers around here? There is NO PARKING on the white line you freaking morons!! I'm trying to pull away from the post office and this freak is trying to park in front of me on the da*m white line! How the h*ll am I supposed to get out? So I have to go batcr*p on the stupid driver and then they get the idea that they are in the wrong. I will now go take my medication.