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Thu, May 24th, 2012, 06:08 AM #43456
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Thu, May 24th, 2012, 06:09 AM #43457
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Thu, May 24th, 2012, 06:12 AM #43458
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Thu, May 24th, 2012, 06:19 AM #43459
Morning all. Looking like another great day. Thanks for the overnight WW's.
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Thu, May 24th, 2012, 06:26 AM #43460
password ===>legacy
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Thu, May 24th, 2012, 06:29 AM #43461
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Thu, May 24th, 2012, 06:34 AM #43462
Good Morning! Oh my gosh it's so beautiful out there!
Hope you get to enjoy it!While walking the I to
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nature-bug
"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus"~~Mark Twain
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Thu, May 24th, 2012, 06:43 AM #43463
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All repped out...not able to last night but some got extras in(I refuse to suck up to the warden). Off to the golf course.
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Thu, May 24th, 2012, 06:46 AM #43464
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Good Morning all
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Thu, May 24th, 2012, 07:06 AM #43465
Good morning!
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Thu, May 24th, 2012, 07:17 AM #43466
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Thu, May 24th, 2012, 07:17 AM #43467
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a good morning to the Q zoo...looks like a beauty today...happy thirsty thursday and friday jr...
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Thu, May 24th, 2012, 07:25 AM #43468
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Good morning!! As much as I hate to do it, I guess we're finally turning the AC on today...
Enjoy the heat today!! Summer is coming!!!
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Thu, May 24th, 2012, 07:32 AM #43469
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g.m. every1
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Thu, May 24th, 2012, 07:37 AM #43470
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pfww is legend
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