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Wed, Jun 1st, 2016, 06:02 PM #22741
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This felt apropos on hump day:
Lovemaking Tips For Seniors
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have oxygen ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
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Wed, Jun 1st, 2016, 08:10 PM #22742
Lol hicks.
A little story about my mom.I still think about the time I heard my mom scream from her room. I went running to see what happened. I found her sitting in an open suitcase on the floor. She was about to pack for a trip but tripped and fell butt first into the suitcase. I couldn't stop laughing and my mom yelling at me made me laugh even more. I grabbed her arm and helped her up and then she couldn't stop laughing because she realized how funny it looked to me seeing her sitting in the suitcase. Every time I think about it, it makes me smile and laugh thinking about my mom.
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Wed, Jun 1st, 2016, 09:30 PM #22743
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I can just picture it @cabmonk . LOL
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Wed, Jun 1st, 2016, 09:49 PM #22744
that's a great memory, cab!
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Wed, Jun 1st, 2016, 10:30 PM #22745
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Wed, Jun 1st, 2016, 10:33 PM #22746
Lol, my mom was yelling stop laughing and help me up.
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Wed, Jun 1st, 2016, 11:15 PM #22747
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Good night every1.
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Thu, Jun 2nd, 2016, 06:40 AM #22748
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Thu, Jun 2nd, 2016, 07:21 AM #22749
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Good morn, all!
Still yawning...
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Thu, Jun 2nd, 2016, 07:25 AM #22750
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Good morning everyone.
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Thu, Jun 2nd, 2016, 09:14 AM #22751
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Good morning folks.
Off and running soon.
I hope you have a marvellous day.
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Thu, Jun 2nd, 2016, 10:12 AM #22752
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Good morning everyone!!
It's like Camelot here! It rained all night and it's gorgeous this morning! 19 now, heading to 22 and...since I have the van in the summertime, I'm going to head to Fabricland and oh, I don't know....pick up even more fabric and patterns? Yep. I do think I will.
@cabmonk , what a sweet memory of you and your Mom; it's lovely that you have such memories to cherish....
@22hicks , I hope you've warmed up and that you have a sun-shiny and warm day today!!
Enjoy your Thursday, everyone!!
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Thu, Jun 2nd, 2016, 10:24 AM #22753
@Lynn49 yeah she was upset at first but when I couldn't stop laughing it made her laugh realizing how funny it looked.
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Thu, Jun 2nd, 2016, 02:09 PM #22754
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Well, it's warmed up here nicely. I think it's time to cut the lawn.
More fabric & patterns @Lynn49 ; I think you're obsessed. LOL
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Thu, Jun 2nd, 2016, 02:34 PM #22755
See my new goofy looking avatar lol. Geez what a goofy look I have on my face.
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