Another Cheap Laugh Thread

[heartgirl99]

She must have checked her brain at the door and lost the claim ticket.

[heartgirl99]

One member worked with a manager who called anyone incompetent, "A waste of skin."

[heartgirl99]

She has delusions of adequacy.

[heartgirl99]

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

[heartgirl99]

He is just one taco short of a combination plate.

[heartgirl99]

One member, who works in a library, often says that, "Her book is missing the last chapter."

[heartgirl99]

He's on the fast track to forced retirement.

[heartgirl99]

There's no engineer on THAT train of thought....

[heartgirl99]

It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.

[VeeVee]

[VeeVee]

[heartgirl99]

Lol!!!!!

[Natalka]

Vee-Vee, that's a GREAT one!

[Natalka]

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex

<small>10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. </small>

<small>9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again. </small>

<small>8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.</small>

<small>7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.</small>

<small>6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are. </small>

<small>5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.</small>

<small>4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky. </small>

<small>3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. </small>

<small>2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging. </small>

<small>1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!</small>

[Natalka]

<small><small> <small>Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men</small></small></small>

<small>1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.</small>
<small>3. One usually makes a better pie.</small>
<small>4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!</small>
<small>5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.</small>
<small>6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.</small>
<small>7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.</small>
<small>8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.</small>