Points And Prizes - Sheknows

[thetick]

Oh not sure if this has been posted
*borrowed*
leggings worth 150 points

no idea of the expiry date, probably the same as the other 150 words found lately.

[Andit]

Andit there is sooo much renovating to do its sad..need a fence, siding, garage, kitchen and basement yet, and flooring though the rest of main floor...I hate this part. cant wait till done

I've lived in the condo for 8 years & still haven't gotten around to painting. Ugh. Right now I'm trying to figure out how I can afford to put in hardwood & take out carpet. Between the hairy beasts & my shedding (I'm worse than they are ), the carpet is a nightmare to keep clean. Figure I'll do everything at once, hate to have to move the furniture more than once.

OMG.
I went downstairs to get a load of towels out of the dryer, so that I could have some for the kids baths... came upstairs to find BOTH girls covered head to toe in baby powder. The whole bathroom was covered in a fine coating of it as well. I didn't know what to do at all, I can barely bend over now. Took me about 2 hours to clean everyone/everything up. Now I can "LOL" at it, but at the time I was so mad! LOL

Hugs all, off to bed I'm exhausted.

Have I mentioned the time my cat ate through the bottom of the cloth bag containing the bag of dog food? I lifted the bag & it started raining kibble. At least I had the 4-legged garbage disposals do the clean up.

lol if your gonna say something nice you missed me well not that I think there was anything to respond to particularly but yeah you missed me...well as long as you are gonna say something nice that is, if not then no you didn't miss me !!!

Well, what can I say that hasn't been said before? Glad to hear you're off the crutches, those are such a pain. Really happy to hear the wound is healing.

I'm sure she has (she's really careful about stuff like that) but just in case I'll try to find a list of poisonous ones to send her.

Here's the poisonour plants list:

http://www.aspca.org/pet-care/poison-control/plants/

Oh not sure if this has been posted
*borrowed*
leggings worth 150 points

Thanks for the word! Much appreciated.


Hope everyone has a good day. It's nice & sunny but a bit chilly compared to the last few days. I'll try to get on later tonight, then I'm off to my parents.

Enjoy the weekend!

[kaela]

wtg ricki.

thanks for the words

i know you are upset about the powder now but in a couple of years you will laugh about it and wish you had taken a picture.

it is a beautiful sunny morning in st. johns

have a good day everyone

[Grey]

good morning , was hoping i could do some brainpicking here.
we're thinking of buying a used vehicle, pointers please.
what papers should we ask for, what things should we be aware of?

[Aphena]

GM Easter is keeping me too busy. LOL. It will be worth it tomorrow...I'm still not done but exhausted. Anyhoo,Gm, great link Rebel ty...

Is everyone else ready for the day?

Gm all")

[amycrows]

$$wise, sorry I have no experience in that dept. I went from driving daddy's car to driving hubby's car

[Aphena]

lol if your gonna say something nice you missed me well not that I think there was anything to respond to particularly but yeah you missed me...well as long as you are gonna say something nice that is, if not then no you didn't miss me !!!

woohoo NO more crutches! The dr was so pleased with how much smaller my wound is. The sadist did want to stick a needle in there numb it and clean it up better, the edges still have a bunch of gunk on them but it is better several places no longer have it on them so the stronger medicine is working. lol talked him outta picking on me since it is Good Friday after all! Even better I don't have to go back for 2 weeks but not sure I may have to go next week. Dh's coworker threw a clot and had a stroke. He's still in MICU been there a couple days and can finally understand what people are saying to him but unable to talk yet. Anyway he was going to go to a school the company is sending him and one other guy to but since he can't go it looks like dh is going in his place since everything is already paid for. It's in S. Carolina and he'll be gone for a week if he does go so far they haven't said for sure. If so he's taking me to Houston to stay with the kids while he's gone so I won't be here in two weeks probably. If thats the case I'll have to go in next week probably. Will be good to see the kids and will probably spend 2 weeks if I'm going but geez No computer. I can take my laptop but last time I was there I didn't find a wireless connection to use evidently these neighbors are much more security conscientious then the neighbors they had before lol found lots of connections there.
Thanks for the words everyone and incase I miss anyone before we leave Sunday morning hope you all have a wonderful Easter weekend.

Congrats on the Crutches, awesome!!!!

[NSangel]

Incase i'm not around, (busy with homeschooling)

wanna wish you all:

[amycrows]

NS, just remember one thing, just because regular school is from 9am to 3pm or whatever the time is does not mean homeschool is...in fact many time you can finish the entire days workload in just a few hours. You are teaching at the pace of your child, if they are done in 2 hrs do not think you need him to work the whole day. Let him enjoy the time outdoors or something. I remember my friends talking about this before, school is long as they have to teach a full classroom not just one child. Many of my friends who homeschool are done by 1pm and then have other things planned for the day.
I think what you are doing is great, helping Ryan when he needs it most. I wish more parents would think of their childrens future first when making schooling decisions

[Racefan]

Watched Harper`s Island. Still not sure whether I like it or not. I think it`s cause I can remember when the older actors were young & hot. Soo hot. Sigh, I feel old.

Are you referring to Harry Hamlin, Andit? I remember when he was in Clash of the Titans. I had such a crush on him. I like the guy who plays Henry in Harper's Island. He used to play Henry on Ugly Betty as well. Plus Jim Beaver from Supernatural is on the show.

[Shebby]

OMG.
I went downstairs to get a load of towels out of the dryer, so that I could have some for the kids baths... came upstairs to find BOTH girls covered head to toe in baby powder. The whole bathroom was covered in a fine coating of it as well. I didn't know what to do at all, I can barely bend over now. Took me about 2 hours to clean everyone/everything up. Now I can "LOL" at it, but at the time I was so mad! LOL

Hugs all, off to bed I'm exhausted.

My niece & nephew use to do stuff like that all the time. One time they got into their mom's nail polish & painted all over each other with 4 full bottles of polish. It took forever to get all the polish off of them, but their dad took pictures first.

[newsnakeowner1978]

Few jokes fer ya. lol shhhhhh i took a break from studying.

A skinny little white guy gets into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:
" 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles,
Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says:
" What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says:
" What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says:
" I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the
answers to the questions everyone always asks me.....
I'm 7 feet tall, I weight 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles
weight 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says:
" Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you had said turn around..!"


A guy's life can be described as a train on a railway track.
When they are 20, Every station they want to stop.
When they are 30, They can only stop at one station.
When they are 40, They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop.
When they are 50, They want to stop but they cannot stop.
When they are 60, Forget about stopping, they can't even start


Martha was having a heart to heart talk with her mom on her first visit
home since heading off to college.
"Mom, I have to tell you, I lost my virginity."
"Well, hon, I'm not surprised," consoled her mother. "It was bound to
happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable
experience."
"Well, yes, and no."
"What do you mean?"
"The first twelve guys felt great, but after them, my pu$$y got real sore."


Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla: "How do
you spell 'dumb'?"
Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
She says, "Buckwheat is dumb."
The teacher says, "Now spell 'stupid.'"
Darla says, "S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."
When the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, "Buckwheat, spell
dictate."
Buckwheat stands and says, "D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
Buckwheat ponders for a few seconds, then spurts out, "I may be dumb
and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!"


A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, Kissed him ever so gently,
unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer. (a oldie but funny as fook) lol


A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking
up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction
and speed. Driving his partner nuts.

Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the
blasted ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I
want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man, you'll never hit her from here!" (I like this one. hahahahahaha, i really ready do. LOL)


How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
She sneezes

Why did the blonde put ice in her boyfriends condom?
To keep the swelling down.


A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he
takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an
erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you
call for me?"
The man replies "No; what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that
if you get an erection it implies you called for me."
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a
towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with
her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the
sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward
him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart,
it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him
around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by
the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back
and you can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old; I only get an erection
once a month, but I fart 15 times a day! I'm outta here.


What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.


A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop
stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world
renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says "I've found
your problem. Your penis is 12 inches
long. It weighs so much it is pulling on your lungs, causing you to
stutter." So the man asks, "What's he cure,
doctor?". To which the doctor replies, "We have to cut off 6 inches." The
man thinks about it, and eager to cure
his stuttering, agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and
he stops stuttering.

Two months later he calls the doctor and tells him that since he had the 6
inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have
dumped him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He wants the doctor
to operate to put back the six
inches. Not hearing anything on the line, he repeats himself, "Hey doc,
didn't you hear me? I want my 6 inches
back!" Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f-f-f-ook Y-y-you!


The three words most hated by men during sex?
"Are you In?" or "Is It In?"

Three words women hate to hear when having sex
"Honey, I'm home!"


On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new
bride comes out of the bathroom
showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear,
we are married now, you can open
your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is
astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims,
"My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks,
"My picture?" He answers, "Yes my
dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom
to shower. He comes out wearing his
robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe
and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks
why and she answers, "So I can
get it enlarged!"



Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying,

"Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much
of his time thinking about sex and girls."

The Mother wrote back the next day,

"If you find a solution,
please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."

Hooked on Ebonics

Leroy is a 20-year-old 9th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment.He
must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money
foreclose.

2. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol'lady rectum both.
3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to da big house.

5. Penis - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.

6. Israel - Alsonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man dat looks
fake. He said bull, dat watch Israel.

7. Catacomb - Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody
oughta give dat catacomb.

8. Undermine - There is a fine looking hoe living in da apartment
undermine.

9. Acoustic - When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
me to da pool hall.

10. Iraq - When we go to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.

11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on
stain for dinner?

12. Seldom - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I
seldom.

13. Honor - At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor
first?

14. Odyssey - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on this hoe.

15. Axe - The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.

16. Tripoli - I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her birthday, but I
couldn't find a tripoli.

17. Fortify - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.

18. Income - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.


A nice and neatly dressed man is sitting on an airplane next to a woman.
An hour into the flight, he pulls out a filthy men's magazine and starts
to read it. After a little while longer he removes his hat.
Then he takes off his leather gloves. Then he unzips his pants and pulls
them down and removes his underwear and proceeds to give himself a "hand job"
until he climaxes. Afterwards, he puts away the magazine, puts his pants
back on, zips them up, and puts his gloves and hat back on until he is
completely dressed again.
The lady sitting next to him has been watching the whole thing and notices
the man taking out a cigarette. He turns to her and asks, "you wouldn't be
offended if I smoke, would you?"
(Now thats a gentlemen) lmao

[roseofblack25]

LMFAO those are good snake!

[Shebby]

Snake--

[Ricki911]

Finally decided to drag my butt out of bed.

My daddy thought it would be nice to go buy expensive steaks for dinner as a treat (hmm... I cant eat them LOL - should of seen his face when my mom told him he should have got something we all could eat.) I get potatoes, carrots, and pasta salad (at least its healthy.

Im slowly cleaning my room still have a few things to bring home next week.
Might stop off at Zellers later. Ordered my dads bday present with my rewards and it jsut came in.