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Thu, Oct 13th, 2011, 08:48 PM #1Canadian Guru
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My darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
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Last edited by DaveP; Thu, Oct 13th, 2011 at 08:49 PM.
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Thu, Oct 13th, 2011, 08:53 PM #2Mastermind
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Don't mess with the ladies ... I agree
I've heard this one before
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Thu, Oct 13th, 2011, 09:25 PM #3Smart Canuck
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That is awesome.
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Thu, Oct 13th, 2011, 09:38 PM #4Smart Canuck
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hahaha. Thanks for the laugh!
"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken." Oscar Widle
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Thu, Oct 13th, 2011, 09:38 PM #5Smart Canuck
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hahaha. Thanks for the laugh!
"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken." Oscar Widle
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Thu, Oct 13th, 2011, 10:09 PM #6Smart Canuck
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oooo a two storey garage!
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Thu, Oct 13th, 2011, 10:22 PM #7CaLoonie
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HAHHAHAHAHAH
when my sister was learning to drive
she accidently hit the gas instead of the brake
and dented our brick house HAHAHHA
it was the loudest noise ever, so funnny
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Thu, Oct 13th, 2011, 10:23 PM #8I GOT GAME, DO YOU?
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hahahahaha that would be my reaction, nothing is worse than an angry wronged woman
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Thu, Oct 13th, 2011, 10:26 PM #9Mastermind
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Darn. She missed his motorcycle.
And your'e right, Dave!
Do not mess with us!
Have you seen these, btw?
http://www.pictureorama.com/2008/03/...ith-women.html
'Member this song?
My hubby thought it "wasn't very nice"...of course, we disagreed..
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Fri, Oct 14th, 2011, 04:06 AM #10Mastermind
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Hehe... awesome!
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Fri, Oct 14th, 2011, 11:13 AM #11Canadian Guru
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I have a really bad cold and my throat hurts so much, I didn't want to laugh but I couldn't help it, toooo funny. Looks like something my oldest DD would do!
We all need a little sunshine every now and then
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Fri, Oct 14th, 2011, 12:01 PM #12
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Fri, Oct 14th, 2011, 01:00 PM #13Smart Canuck
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LOL!
I love it, don't blame her one bit
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Fri, Oct 14th, 2011, 02:45 PM #14Smart Canuck
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Years ago as a summer student I had to drive this truck...and all I heard from the guys was "Women Drivers, no Survivors". Drove me nuts!
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Fri, Oct 14th, 2011, 02:55 PM #15Cat Trainer (Trainee??)
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Heaven hath no anger, like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury, as of a woman scorned.
I always LOVED that poem.
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