A few LOLS for you.....

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A young man was strolling down a street in South London.

As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" over and over again.

Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn't.

Then he spotted a knot in the wood, and put his eye to the hole.

He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs and chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye.

As he staggered back, the old people started chanting, "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..."

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Way to go, mom!



A teenage girl has learnt a lesson she won’t forget after she asked her mother for a sick note to get out of a PE class.
The girl, known as Olivia, said it was ‘too cold’ to take part in the lesson and asked her mother, Sam, to vouch for her that she was sick.

But her plan backfired when her mother wrote a letter telling her teacher that Olivia was not only perfectly healthy but that she could even use a few extra laps.


"Olivia has requested that I write her a note for PE. Here it is..." the letter began.
"Olivia is perfectly fit and well to take part in her PE lesson today. The only thing she's suffering with is a severe case of Bone-idle-itus!"
"Olivia's complaint is, it's too cold to participate. Might I suggest a few extra laps to warm her up??"
"Please return to Olivia after reading."

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