Sooo, exactly what is good about getting old???

[Lynn49]

So true, Coyote!!! Emailed to our DD at work this morning..

[SillyLoocie]

Lines of poetry can be written as a tribute from the heart,

This one is a Carly Simon birthday message & it comes a la carte,

Cause, Nobody Does It Better when it comes to a purposeful ballad,

As it is always with Anticipation, that we feel with depth so valid,

We all love The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of, cause we feel it too,

& all of us can only hope that we live & know The Right Thing To Do,

If you Haven’t Got Time For the Pain, make sure feelings do not fester,

As we have No Secrets as they are not good when sent to sequester,

Everyone knows that You’re So Vain & was it about Mick or Cat?

& if we Let the River Run will we all learn the answer to that?

That’s The Way I’ve Always Heard It Should Be, but is it ever so?

I’d like to think You Belong To Me & we live in a French Chateau,

Awaken in the morning to the Mockingbird as a beckon to everyone,

& go for a walk & have an enchanted listen as we Let The River Run,

I’ll take clouds in my coffee as I ponder Letters Never Sent,

As Coming Around Again makes me feel so safe & content,

With gratitude & a smile birthday wishes for an admirable gal,

& I do hope that if you tour, you add Toronto to your locale.

[Natalka]

Absolutely amazing!

Both 91 years old, the British couple were born in the same maternity unit in Kent and their love has gone platinum, the pair having recently celebrated their 70^th anniversary. Their fathers were good friends and Ron and Eileen saw each other often growing up. In the picture on the left, they're posing as a bride and groom at a town carnival at age four. They got married for real at age 21.

[MortgageQueen]

An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation,
yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die,
I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you
for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. The whole town feared
him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.

To everyone's relief,
he finally died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket
at the funeral.

After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her
safety, asked "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out
of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And I know he won't ask for
directions."

[SillyLoocie]

we know it is important to keep important receipts........unless you live in my house......

Loocie has some advice & it is actually pretty neat,
When you make a purchase, always get a written receipt,
Sometimes you need a refund or maybe settle for an exchange,
Or perhaps it was an impulse buy & it has left you feeling strange,
Stay away from Costco if you're feeling hunger & its pangs,
& you will not have to question your dh & impose him with harangues,
Another thing to remember is; please don't trump my ace,
Have a lovely evening & now I rest my case.

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[wolfwoman]

Being able to watch re-runs because you can't remember them!

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[Natalka]

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