Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[walkonby]

Anyone want to come over for lunch? We're serving Smarties ice cream over waffles.

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I wish!! Drool!!

Inviting... but I cannot Fatten my Spare Tire until I Fix my Flat Tire.

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[The Jester]

I wish!! Drool!!






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Good day stranger

[The Jester]

Well... they say that Trouble comes in Threes.

1st - Flat Tire
2nd - Lock on the Front Door Broke (cannot Lock it from outside)
3rd - A Screw-Head was stripped on said Lock and I Pinched my Back Drilling it out.
When I got the Lock out, the Tumbler just Disintegrated.

Since I Live in a Condo, Property Management had a Locksmith come and Replace the Lock.

Back Aches, but Better then 20x Hours Ago.

Slowly w*rking on my Chores before I go put the Donut on the Car.

Such as Things Go, I Guess. LOL!!!!

No more trouble 4U

[The Jester]

[rock lobster]

I am the passenger.
Who knew?

[heartgirl99]

good evening, qts

hope everyone's enjoying the long weekend!

[heartgirl99]

So my younger brother had hep-c. they gave him the interferon drug. Well it cured his hep-c but put 2 tumors on his kidneys and now he has only days to live. How can they get away with using drugs with such life threatening side effects.I just dont get it.

that's terrible! i'm so sorry, berndawg!

Good evening from London. Has been a good few days up until days but just got news that my good friend passed away today. So to my buddy Ian Grant you will greatly missed , but at least all those great rock starts have a sound man they can work with. Ian you will be missed!

very sad, k-t.

Good morning, everyone.

We're having a lazy Sunday here, dark & dreary, so what else can we do but nap.

KT, I'm so very sorry about your friend, & Berndawg, so sorry about the loss of your brother. Too much sadness in the world these days. I wish you both comfort and peace.

Still feeling blah, so I think a day watching TV with the brats is in order. Maybe do something silly, like have ice cream for lunch.

Hope everyone has a wonderful day.

hope you're feeling better this evening, andi!

[the H team]

evening Q sters,
actually slept in today till 9:30 am, which was really late for me. i was really tired. was able to get the laundry done, weed wacked the yard & got half of it cut before a min shower came thru. will have to finish the other half tomorrow.
Jr won the Pocono 400 today & his 3rd race of the season. He, Jimmie & Brad are at the top of the chase race with 3 wins each, but Jr has more points than the other 2, so he's on top.
so glad there's 1 more day before heading back to work & a short work week to boot too.
Well, Wolfie, that should be it for you. no more bad luck. hope you got your tire fixed.
sounds like you had a productive trip to Buffalo, Aloha. Hawaii is not too far off either.

[the H team]

[WolfDio]

KT & Berndawg...
I Reach Out with my Heart & Thoughts for the Pain that Encompass Each of You.
My Troubles are Trivial & Done... and I Wish the Same could be True for Your Pains.

It is now in the Hands of "Time".

I Raise my Beer in Salute.

[The Jester]

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other
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> name.
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> Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of
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> their classmates and write it down.
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> It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as
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> the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
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> That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on
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> a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about
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> that individual.
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> On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class
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> was smiling. 'Really?' she heard whispered. 'I never knew that I meant
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> anything to anyone!' and, 'I didn't know others liked me so much,' were most
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> of the comments.
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> No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they
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> discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The
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> exercise had accomplished its purpose. The students were happy with
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> themselves and one another. That group of students moved on.
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> Several years later, one of the students was killed in Viet Nam and his teacher
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> attended the funeral of that special student. She had never seen a serviceman in a
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> military coffin before. He looked so handsome, so mature..
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> The church was packed with his friends. One by one those who loved him took a
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> last walk by the coffin. The teacher was the last one to bless the coffin.
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> As she stood there, one of the soldiers who acted as pallbearer came up to her.
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> 'Were you Mark's math teacher?' he asked. She nodded: 'yes.' Then he said:
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> 'Mark talked about you a lot.'
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> After the funeral, most of Mark's former classmates went together to a luncheon.
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> Mark's mother and father were there, obviously waiting to speak with his teacher.
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> 'We want to show you something,' his father said, taking a wallet out of his
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> pocket 'They found this on Mark when he was killed. We thought you might
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> recognize it.'
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> Opening the billfold, he carefully removed two worn pieces of notebook paper that
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> had obviously been taped, folded and refolded many times. The teacher knew
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> without looking that the papers were the ones on which she had listed all
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> the good things each of Mark's classmates had said about him.
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> 'Thank you so much for doing that,' Mark's mother said.
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> 'As you can see, Mark treasured it.'
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> All of Mark's former classmates started to gather around. Charlie smiled rather
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> sheepishly and said, 'I still have my list. It's in the top drawer of my desk at home.'
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> Chuck's wife said, 'Chuck asked me to put his in our wedding album.'
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> 'I have mine too,' Marilyn said. 'It's in my diary'.
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> Then Vicki, another classmate, reached into her pocketbook, took
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> out her wallet and showed her worn and frazzled list to the group. 'I
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> carry this with me at all times,' Vicki said and without batting an eyelash,
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> she continued: 'I think we all saved our lists' That's when the teacher
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> finally sat down and cried. She cried for Mark and for all his friends who would
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> never see him again.
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> The density of people in society is so thick that we forget that life will end
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> one day. And we don't know when that one day will be.
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> So please, tell the people you love and care for, that they are special and
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> important. Tell them, before it is too late.


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[The Jester]

Haven't tried these hints
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> Bounce This Along
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> The U.S. Postal service sent out a message to all letter carriers to put a sheet of Bounce in their uniform pockets to keep yellow-jackets away.
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> Use them all the time when playing baseball and soccer. I use it when I am working outside. It really works. The insects just veer around you.
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> All this time you've just been putting Bounce in the dryer!
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> 1. It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them. It also repels mice.
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> 2. Spread sheets around foundation areas, or in trailers, or cars that are sitting and it keeps mice from entering your vehicle.
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> 3. It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get opened too often.
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> 4. It repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season.
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> 5. Eliminate static electricity from your television (or computer) screen.
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> 6. Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from resettling.
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> 7. Dissolve soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a sheet of Bounce.
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> 8. To freshen the air in your home - Place an individual sheet of Bounce in a drawer or hang in the closet.
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> 9. Put Bounce sheet in vacuum cleaner.
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> 10. Prevent thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle through a sheet of Bounce before beginning to sew.
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> 11. Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside empty luggage before storing.
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> 12. To freshen the air in your car - Place a sheet of Bounce under the front seat.
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> 13. Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in a pan, fill with water, let sit overnight, and sponge clean. The anti-static agent apparently weakens the bond between the food and the pan.
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> 14. Eliminate odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bounce at the bottom of the wastebasket.
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> 15. Collect cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce will magnetically attract all the loose hairs.
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> 16. Eliminate static electricity from Venetian blinds..Wipe the blinds with a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resettling.
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> 17. Wipe up sawdust from drilling or sand papering. A used sheet of Bounce will collect sawdust like a tack cloth.
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> 18. Eliminate odors in dirty laundry. Place an individual sheet of Bounce at the bottom of a laundry bag or hamper.
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> 19. Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes or sneakers overnight.
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> 20. Golfers put a Bounce sheet in their back pocket to keep the bees away.
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> 21. Put a Bounce sheet in your sleeping bag and tent before folding and storing them. It will keep them smelling fresh.
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> 22. Wet a Bounce sheet, hose down your car, and wipe love bugs off easily with the wet Bounce.
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> 23. Put a sheet of Bounce in your suitcase when traveling, it will help keep mites or any other critters out of it. While you are at it, travel with several Bounce sheets and run them up and down your bed linen before getting into bed, it will cause all the critters already in your bed to run. Keep a sheet in your suitcase even after you have unpacked to protect your suitcases from bugs nesting in it.

[alohamom]

Good morning Qbees. We arrive on Tuesday afternoon in Honolulu and category 3 Hurricane Iselle is set to land on Friday. Should make for some excitement, dontcha think? LOL, we have been thru this before during a previous trip there and it is part and parcel of summer in Hawaii but the kids have not. The news is saying is is most likely going to weaken on tuesday evening and it too far out to say what will happen but no doubt Friday will be quite rainy no matter what. Mark was joking with me yesterday doing his best Mr. Howell from Gilligans Island saying "Lovey, what does one wear to a hurricane?"

http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/2...astern-pacific

[rock lobster]

Aloha you are going to miss the casting call for
the movie of the story of my life,
"FIFTY SHADES OF PURPLE".
I'll put a good word in for you with the director.
You'd be perfect for the role of 3rd, 5th, and 6th wives.

[rock lobster]

They will soon holding casting calls for the movie
of my life," FIFTY SHADES OF PURPLE".
There's a part opening for a very erotic scene where the girl is tied to
the bed with bungee chords and duct tape with a mysterious
lacy blindfold over her eyes.
Her ninja training allows her to turn the tables on me
and pin me to the floor covering me with jello and whipped cream.
This may or may not have actually occurred in real life.
(who can say for sure).

Pre-casting calls are being held each afternoon at my lakeside chalet.
To get in on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to star in an almost
main stream video e-mail:
[email protected] to book your appointment.