Sooo, exactly what is good about getting old???

[heartgirl99]

grandchildren

[coupon girl]

for sure heartgirl -I would say grandchildren too-mine is 15 months she is adorable

[Horndogg]

I love this.

[SunandMoon]

[SillyLoocie]

We get a little more mellow as those decades close in,
I guess we kinda know what is & we know who has been,
We know it isn't polite to point our fingers,
& when we learn from the past the experience lingers,
Sometimes it is best to take a comforting rest,
& try to file away thoughts that are making you stressed,
Don't give it a thought if your taps are leaky,
Call in a plumber, even one that is cheeky,
All I can say now is please have a nice day,
I'll see you all soon in the Smart Canucks Cafe.

[Natalka]

[SillyLoocie]

Our music is passed on to future generations.

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[Natalka]

[thriftygranny]

Our music is passed on to future generations.

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Amazing thanks for sharing , loved it!

[Natalka]

[walkonby]

There are sooooo many good jokes made on our behalf!!

RAMBLINGS OF A RETIRED MIND...


I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "what brings you in today?"I looked at her, and said, I'm interested in buying a refrigerator. She didn't quite know how to respond. Am I getting to be that age?

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So I'm wearing my garage door opener.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and call it 'Pumping Rust'.

When people see a cat's litter box they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?'
Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency.I think you should write, 'An ambulance.'

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.Then it dawned on me. They are cramming for their finals. As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve!

Birds of a feather flock together and then potty on your car.

The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble..

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.

Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

[Lynn49]

[Natalka]

Lyrics are below video on YT

[Natalka]

[walkonby]

Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper. You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humour?) FOXY LADY : Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. ---------------------------------------------------- LONG-TERM COMMITMENT : Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem. ---------------------------------------------------- SERENITY NOW : I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times. ---------------------------------------------------- WINNING SMILE : Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy. ---------------------------------------------------- BEATLES OR STONES ? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes. ---------------------------------------------------- MEMORIES : I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together. ---------------------------------------------------- MINT CONDITION : Male, 1932 model , high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well. Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.