SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[Patty Smyth]

[Patty Smyth]

[cabmonk]

Yes you are, get in my bellllly.

[Patty Smyth]

Raybans and SPF 1000 are in order for Friday.

[Patty Smyth]

[gryphon]

Why do I come up with all my good story ideas right when I am in the middle of cramming for finals?

[SillyLoocie]

Today is, Monkey Day! In celebration of the monkey, today is one day when monkey business is actually encouraged. Any other day of the year you don't want to let monkeys anywhere near your place of business. They can be loud, rowdy, impatient, and ill-tempered. In fact, throughout history one of the only monkeys who proved to be a reliable coworker was Albert II, who 'flew' the US-launch V 2 Rocket in 1949.
Go out and make a monkey of yourself ( for some of us, that will not be hard to do)

If you're worried about what to do on Monkey Day, please don't give it a thought,
You can make it more fun than a Barrel of Monkeys, cause fun is just part of the plot,
Careful of Monkey Business, as we all know were that can lead,
Or you could whip up a batch of Monkey Bread, I hear its gooey & you don't have to knead,
You can be a Monkey's Uncle as long as you truly believe,
& hope that nobody has a Monkey Wrench that they are hiding right up their sleeve,
They say that Monkey See Monkey Do & for a crowd follower that sure is true,
& if you are going out to Monkey Around be careful where you go & what you do,
If you get that Monkey off your back, I do think you're entitiled to cheer,
In the meantime, I'll ask you to join me for a glass of Howling Monkey Beer!

[Patty Smyth]

Hmmmmmm Monkey Day? Does this mean we have to throw our own poo?

[Andit]

90 mini beef skewers cooked, 40 marsala chicken kebobs made, 120 mini quiches ready to go. Room mostly decorated for the condo party tomorrow.

If anyone complains about the food....those skewers can prove sharp.

[SillyLoocie]

[Patty Smyth]

Sad, sad, sad day

[Andit]

Did a stupid thing the other day and fell up the stairs. Bruise is now showing on my jaw. Ah, but at least I took a chunk out of the concrete step.

[SillyLoocie]

[thecountess]

Aw I can't believe that girl actually smacked him!

[Natalka]

Man, she whacked him!

It's cute - but I'm amazed how many went for the lips, instead of the cheek!

My pet peeve - they are using pieces of pine and red berries - it's not mistletoe, it's not even holly, which LOTS of people call mistletoe.

Considering the vid has gone viral, it would have been nice if they had gotten that right!