A few LOLS for you.....

[Natalka]

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[MortgageQueen]

Pilot and the Priest

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a
guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know
whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven ?'

The guy replies, 'I' m Bruce, retired airline pilot from Toronto .'

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, 'Take this
silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom.' The pilot goes into
Heaven with his robe and staff.

Next, it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, 'I am Father
Bob, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years.'

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, 'Take this cotton
robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.


'Just a minute,' says the good father. 'That man was a pilot and he gets a
silken robe and golden staff and I get only cotton and wood. How can this
be?


'Up here - we go by results,' says Saint Peter. 'When you preached - people
slept. When he flew, people prayed.'

[Lynn49]

Lol! MQ....that was hilarious!

Nat....trust me to focus on that headboard! Lol! Just the one I want! You can have the guy....

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

What a furball!

[Lynn49]

What a furball!

Lol...absolutely precious in every way! I could never, ever get angry at those antics~~~~!!! It reminds me of Jenny...if I leave my purse on the floor or coffee table, it's off as soon as I leave the room, and she's rooting through it for gum!!!

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

This is just NUTS!